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well, and so goodbye tony blair.  you caused many deaths, like the backward-looking dinosaur your market research told you not to be.  and now your Middle East Peace envoyship has caused the death of irony too, rendering me... speechless. 
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THURSDAY JULY 5  

Hippy - The Final Chapter
THE HIPPIES WERE RIGHT!   from first to last
SO REASSESS AND "DROP OUT" FAST!
- an
ambient lecture (with demo movies) by Fraser Clark.

To 60s Hippies the dominant greed-crazed, competitive, personally repressed, anti-Nature society looked insane and a threat to EVERYONE, even the rich within it.
 
DROPPING OUT was a brave, personal decision to reduce your consumption (and your carbon footprint) by 75%.  Millions of good people accepted that's what the planet needed, and hundreds of thousands have continued ever since - unreported on the celebrity charts.
 
Had everyone possessed the insight and courage to do the same (and you didn't need much insight - the facts were quite well known then!), we would today be passing on to the next generation a beautiful, healthily preserved, sensitively developed garden planet, instead of this shameful, toxic, deeply disturbed mess.
 
Now people are beginning to be forced to make those changes.  Welcome aboard Yuppies!  Trendies!  Punks!  Metal Heads!  Geeks!  Corporates!  Smart Asses!
 
MOVIES:  Milos Forman's 'HAIR, The Movie' (with commentary by Fraser) and Peter Whitehead's 'Tonite, Let's All Make Love In London!'
 
“Intelligent alternative people today understand how the
Matrix demonises any threat - so rewind history and look past the non-stop, decades-long, negative propaganda that's been projected about the biggest Peace, Love & Green" Movement in human history.  Believe me, the Matrix was shaken to its very foundations, and it hit back ruthlessly with every black op & propaganda tool in its armoury.

“And, short-sighted as ever, the greedy Dinosaurs ensured that the
Danger that was well on the way to being averted has now reached
Global Catastrophic proportions."  Fraser Clark.
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p.04  DINOSAUR HEALTH 1 - Vaccinated Children in Danger!
p.05  DINOSAUR HEALTH 2 - Do Mammograms Cause Breast Cancer?
p.06 Tony Blair / Peace Envoy / Irony Is Dead :(
p.07  Glastonbury Festival FEEDBACK
p.08  Roswell Breeding 'Coincidence' FEEDBACK
p.08  Salman Award FEEDBACK
p.10  Young Americans Leaning Left As Post Dinosaur Era Marches On
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i've finally grokked something absolutely fundamental about  the logic of terrorism.  i sort of generally intuited  it before but the impeccable military/industrial logic involved came as a bit of a revelation. 

the following are not my opinions.  my opinions don't matter and neither do yours or anyone's.  these are simple sociological FACTS.

when a
'community' (in whatever sense the inhabitants define it) is invaded and/or occupied, the response comes in gradations.

i.  any kind of standing army is sent into battle.  if they are defeated or never had a chance anyway, the next step is...

ii.  unable to resist head to head, the invades turn to guerrilla war, sporadically and unpredictably attacking the enemy and his positions, then disappearing before it can retaliate properly.  a guerrilla war gives the defenders much more chance:  they might wear the invader down, dispirit him, and particularly his taxpaying public back home.

however, if this goes on for years and years and the occupying enemy is so strong that he's able to insulate and entrench his forces more and more successfully while also establishing physical and psychological "facts on the ground",
what can be done then?

iii.  the invaded 'martyrs,' 'freedom fighters' and 'nationalists' start to go for 'soft' targets; meaning indirect military assets.  they hit the occupying enemy's personnel, his civilians, his supply, transport and communication facilities, both in the occupied community and, if possible, in the enemy's home country.   remember, this is not my opinion, and it's totally apart from any of our 'moral' opinions, it's like a chemical reaction it DOES happen if the other things happen first.  and there's no point in feeling that humans should be better than that, that it's sub-human to bomb schools, say, cos there WILL be some of a higher spiritual dimension but, in any community, a certain  number WILL do it and this has to be taken into consideration before you enter the aggression into the system.  and if u haven't noticed this exact process over the past few years in the middle east then you can only be blinding yourself.

all of the above gradations of self-defence are logical and obvious.  and, judged as freedom fighting, even accepted as legitimate.

but what happens if, as uniquely happens today, the enemy invader is so powerful and technologically superior that even his '
soft' targets are pretty damn hard to approach or penetrate?  can anything be done then?  are the 'patriots' forced simply to hang up their weapons and accept the fact on the ground?  in some countries this has happened.  in others suicide bombing will be tried, as we see in palestine, iraq, and elsewhere.

but how much can that actually achieve if the enemy is determined to stay?   if he has settled into an indefinite occupation where he is trying to actually establish a new 'normality' that he hopes will eventually be accepted by the majority (often called the 'moderates') as a 'fact on the ground'? 

now here comes my realisation: 

iv.  this is when the national defence forces shift to asymmetric defense - like we see in iraq today, and which seems so 'illogical'.  IT IS NOT, IT IS INEVITABLE & IT IS THOROUGHLY LOGICAL.  never mind soft targets and suicide bombers, THE DEFENDERS SET OUT TO MAKE THE SOCIETY WHICH THE OCCUPIER IS TRYING TO DOMINATE UNWORKABLETHEY DESTROY WHATEVER THEY CAN REACH.  ELECTRICITY SUPPLIES, WATER, all the basic amenities whose presence might lull the more passive 'apoliticals' into acceptance of the occupation.  THEY MIGHT EVEN INITIATE CIVIL WAR BETWEEN SECTIONS OF THE INVADED COMMUNITY - IN SHORT, ANYTHING THAT RENDERS THE INVADED SOCIETY DYSFUNCTIONAL

in a weird but quite logical sense, the resistance forces thus establish a
stalemate, a kind of drawneither side can win.  THEY BASICALLY MAKE THE POINT: WE MIGHT BE UNABLE TO RUN OUR OWN COMMUNITY, BUT YOU CAN'T RUN IT EITHER!

and thus, since it costs very much less to drive a van to a crowded market or religious centre or even a ladies' toilet and blow up innocents than to maintain a nation-wide security apparatus to prevent such acts, the nationalists can hope to 'turn' the enemy's dominance into a
bankrupted failure that eventually leads the enemy to admit defeat and leave.

it may be immoral, it may be horrendous, but it is NOT 'irrational' or 'illogical' as it's always reported in our official media.  it is, in fact, the
INEVITABLE consequence of feeding aggression into a system.
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Al Quada have been blamed for the recent flooding in Yorkshire.
When a Muslim drove his car into the Ulley reservoir 
a police spokesman thought this might be the beginning of Ram a dam.

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  Will You Dance with Me?

i was brought up to doubt myself, deny myself and hide myself.
 
"ooh, you shine a bit too brightly, missy, just sit over there in the corner and don't  say anything, and hopefully everything will be all right."
 
and every time i twitched or muttered, they'd be onto me, jumping up in their seats, "what's she doing now? keep an eye on her, that one."
 
but i grew strong and i grew sneaky and i learnt to dance on the tables when their backs were turned.  and now i love dancing on the tables so much i don't ever want to stop.  soon they're going to turn around and see me, and it's going to freak them out a bit at first, but the more of us that keep dancing, and the harder we dance, the quicker we can turn those tables and create a fucking revolution.
miss magic, brighton & the world.
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Much respect for your burblings an'at,
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P.S. Keep smiling, it confuses the enemy.
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DINOSAUR HEALTH 1

Vaccinated Children Two and a Half Times More Likely

To Have Neurological Disorders Like ADHD and Autism

A new survey indicates a strong correlation between rates of neurological disorders, such as ADHD and autism, and childhood vaccinations.
 
The survey, commissioned by
Generation Rescue, compared vaccinated and unvaccinated children.  Among more than 9,000 boys age 4-17, the survey found vaccinated boys were

  • two and a half times (155%) more likely to have neurological disorders compared to their unvaccinated peers
  • 224% more likely to have Attention Deficit Hyperactivity Disorder (ADHD)
  • 61% more likely to have autism.

For older vaccinated boys in the 11-17 age bracket, the results were even more pronounced.  Vaccinated boys were

  • 158% more likely to have a neurological disorder
  • 317% more likely to have ADHD
  • 112% more likely to have autism.

Generation Rescue discovered these facts via a phone survey in which data was gathered by SurveyUSA, a national market research firm, which surveyed parents on more than 17,000 children, ages 4-17, in 5 counties in California and 4 counties in Oregon.

Amazingly, nobody had ever done such easy research!!  CAN U BELIEVE THAT?!  Indeed in the words of J.B. Handley, co-founder of Generation Rescue: "No one has ever compared prevalence rates of these neurological disorders between vaccinated and unvaccinated children. The phone survey isn't perfect, but these numbers point to the need for a comprehensive national study to gather this critical information."

I SHOULD BLUDDY WELL THINK SO!!!!


In Washington, Congresswoman Carolyn Maloney (D-NY) who has been advocating for such a survey said:
"Generation Rescue's study is impressive and forcefully raises some serious questions about the relationship between vaccines and autism.  What is ultimately needed to resolve this issue is a comprehensive national study of vaccinated and unvaccinated children. The parents behind Generation Rescue only want information.  These parents deserve more than road blocks, they deserve answers. That's why I have introduced a common sense bill that would require the National Institutes of Health (NIH) to conduct a comprehensive, comparative study on the possible link between autism and thimerosal."

IS THIS TOO MUCH TO EXPECT IN A DEMOCRACY??!!  Especially when you consider that, from 1983 to 2007, autism rates have climbed from 1 in 10,000 children to 1 in 150 children, a growth rate of 6,000%.  ADHD currently affects 1 in 13 children.  In the same period, the recommended vaccine schedule more than tripled.
http://www.generationrescue.org
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DINOSAUR HEALTH 1

Do Mammograms Cause Breast Cancer?

Many women depend upon yearly mammograms to warn them of possible breast cancer.  Yet, as Dr. Blaylock points out in The Blaylock Wellness Report, studies show mammograms actually increase your risk of developing breast cancer from 1-3% per year, depending on the technique used.
 
Now that may not sound like a lot.  However, if you religiously undergo a mammogram every year for 10 years, you increase your risk from 10-30% (and some radiation experts feel the danger is much higher than that).
 
Why?  Because
the breast is one of your body's most sensitive areas when it comes to cancers caused by radiation exposure.
 
Compounding that, by the age of 50, a full 45% of women will have cancer cells in their breasts.  This doesn't mean they will all develop breast cancer, because in most women these cancer cells remain dormant.
 
But what it does mean is that, if you are one of these 45% of women, you are at high risk of
spurring these cancer cells to full activity.
NewsMax.com
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Everyone The US  Fights In Iraq Is Now "Al-Qaida"

One of the most astonishing instances of mindless, pro-government "reporting" yet: it's a curious thing that, over the past 10 - 12 days, the news from Iraq refers to the combatants there as "al-Qaida" fighters.  When did that happen? ...
 
All of a sudden, every time one of the top US military commanders describes the latest operations or quantifies how many were killed, the enemy is referred to, almost exclusively now, as "Al Qaeda."  But what is even more notable is that the establishment press there has followed right along, just as enthusiastically.
>> it's true!  the obviously amateur and homegrown london bommings were mostly reported as Al Queda attacks.
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and, talking about the "terrible" near tragedies in the UK, check out this little list that day and LET'S ALL HANG OUR HEADS IN SHAME!

UK Terror Threat "Critical" as Glasgow Attacked

"Britain was braced last night for a fresh wave of terrorist attacks as the national threat level was raised to 'critical' following an attempted car bombing of Glasgow airport," write Mark Townsend, Jo Revill and Paul Kelbie, The Observer UK.

http://www.truthout.org/docs_2006/070107B.shtml
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Up to 80 Civilians Dead" After US Air Strikes in Afghanistan

"Air strikes in the British-controlled Helmand province of Afghanistan may have killed civilians, coalition troops said yesterday as local people claimed that between 50 and 80 people, many of them women and children, had died."
http://www.truthout.org/docs_2006/070107A.shtml
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Tony Blair / Peace Envoy / Irony Is Dead

when i heard the news i realised that irony is dead - just as yanks are beginning to get it! 
here's a regular reader's letter:

Did I hear right?!  The EU, UN (World 'leaders') reckon Tony Blair should become a full time (was it?) 'ambassador' or 'peace envoy' to the Middle East??!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I mean it's arguably a bigger mistake than our Royals giving prizes to Salman Rushdie, which makes me suspicious.
It could be a cunning plot that allows Tony to fully appreciate the fire he's helped stoke.  Or perhaps the idea is '
BL-AIR DISASTER' (in The Sun) when his chinoock is gunned down by heavy fire over Iraq's new poppy fields, near the Iranian border.  [Note: just as suicide bombing becomes vogue in Afghanistan, opium becomes the cash crop of choice in Iraq = Total War].

Perhaps such a 'Spectacular Exit' in the Middle East would serve the guilty, complicit, psychopathic and criminally insane better than, say, a war crime tribunal in the Hague?  There must be some people out there who think this is a 'win-win'.  Jesus, imagine a state like Iran or Syria was blamed (for his plane crash). 

Other than permanently moving to Florida, could Blair possibly secure himself a worse legacy?  (I just can't see Gaza working out for the Blairs).  Of course, that won't happen.  If Blair was to get shot down, kidnapped or anything else anywhere in the Middle East, it would be a proper job - regardless of who was doing it.  I guess the point is that everyone has a motive; even the friends for whom he is a liability due to Iraq.

Surely no-one actually believes that the man who put the co into 'coalition of the willing' and helped obliterate other peoples' homes, lives and environment against all international guidance and law is going to all of a sudden endear himself to the region he's helped partially destroy.  I suppose he needn't even try and endear himself.  A man who sells war and who then, when his war doesn't work out, sells peace, must be quite struck by the enormity of his task.  Not least by a profound sense of irony.  Apparently not....

With ongoing misery unfolding daily in Afghanistan and Iraq how can anybody seriously consider Blair as an 'envoy' for the Middle East?  There must be more plausible motives for encouraging this man's rampant ego and naivety.

Perhaps a 'coalition of the unwilling' should nominate Tony Blair for an International War Crimes Tribunal before he settles into his new job (or moves to California)
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>> or joins his wars criminal buddy Bush, in Dubai, where half a billion bucks will guarantee u immunity with swimming pools and gold taps for life.
marc deeley, london.
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Glastonbury Festival FEEDBACK


hi, I think your comments about michael eavis are mean spirited and small minded,
>> i considered that perception.  but in the end i decided i would be being immoral if i said nothing.


he may not have set up the original glastonbury by himself but he has kept it going and made it a huge success, who cares if he made some money about doing it
>> i did say he should keep SOME of the literally millions he stashed away in carrier bags.  and i DO know about this because of our court case..


or if some people feel he underpaid them, it is all typical of the anti capitalist dream that anyone in this country that has success is derided by those that think they and only they have some kind of moral high ground,
>> am not saying that, and i largely agree actually.  but if u had heard ALL the complaints that i received...


i have felt he should have had a knighthood years ago not a measly cbe.  as far as salman rushdie is concerned , i have never read any of his work nor have 99.99999% of muslims i should think , but i reckon he has had a pretty scary time of it for writing what he felt he should write and i admire his guts.  freedom of speech is of paramount importance and he deserves an honour for defending it, whether giving him one now is a good idea for this country is another matter as it will probably bring down the wrath of the muslim fundamentalists on us in some way as violence seems to be their way of protest.
Charles Style, Reading, UK
>> uno, it's inneresting that most people who've written in on this have called those muslims bullies.  inneresting when u consider that they seem to be assuming that killing a million muslims is NOT bullying.  as i see it, killing a million is some kinda statement!  so we should shut up for a while yes?
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>> michael eavis is not a BAD man,

this is where I differ.  He is a nasty, scheming bully who has made millions out of the festival, and bought up land from his neighbours until he must now be the largest landowner in the county.  He realised early on that if he gave a contribution to a charity like Greenpeace or Oxfam, people would think of him as a good guy doing it all for charity.  The donations represent a tiny portion of the profits.

I  witnessed him once at the farmhouse screaming abuse at an entirely inoffensive young couple who had come to the festival by horse and cart, had been told to put their horse to graze in a field above the Greenfield, and the horse had strayed somehow into a neighbours field and started eating apples.  Eavis was apoplectic, real nasty bullying vitriol, I felt like decking him myself there and then.

He also employed known gangsters from Bristol as security even after they has raped one woman, beaten up many nippy travellers, were known to be selling smack, and had put another traveller in hospital for litter picking AFTER the festival - which lots of people did as festival goers can 'lose' or dump all manner of useful stuff which travellers then recycle.
>> he also avoided or refused to compensate poor James Yellow Submarine who died (of a broken heart?) last week.

And remember, Eavis is a dairy farmer, and for the rest of the year is engaged in white suffering - sending calves to be murdered so he can profit from the milk.
 

>> i once sued michael for screwing me around and then refusing to pay the expenses involved.  i won.

you have my admiration for standing up to the bully!


>> but the case had been so clear and straightforward that i puzzled over why he’d allowed the matter to go to court.  the answer seems to be that few people ever stood up to him.  during that time, indeed, i was contacted with bitter complaints by SO many little people reliant on the festival for their living and afraid to protest openly that i was shocked.  i’ll probly get a hundred such emails for publishing this.


you appear to be under no illusions, yet are still prepared to say he isn't a bad man?

 
>> "I'm so pleased at this honour not only for myself, but for the hundreds and perhaps thousands of people who have supported my ideas through thick and thin."  Michael Eavis on receipt of the award. 

his ideas indeed, he's a user, sees himself as superior in every way to the little people who he allows on his farm to make him money.  He likes to lord it over them, makes him feel even more special.  I have long detested him.
peterpassword, wales.
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"I am convinced there are genuine and valid levels of perception available with cannabis (and probably with other drugs) which are, through the defects of our society and our educational system, unavailable to us without such drugs."  Carl Sagan.

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Glastonbury In Comfort And Privacy

Dave Matty spent the weekend hanging out at the 'other' side of Glastonbury and not seeing any major bands at all!.  He's blogging his report on the BBC.
 
The TiPi village is unlike any other field at
Glastonbury.  Inhabited mostly by full-time TiPi dwellers who reside in 'TiPi Valley' in Llandeilo, Wales, there's a strong sense of shared-community here.
 
It's part of nature, living with nature.  It's a village, it's a commune.  Hippies, diggers, dreamers, chanting, drumming, washing, sustainable-living, wood-chopping, tea-brewing, juggling; even mud-wrestling!  It's a survival lifestyle.
 
Some years ago, regular TiPi dwellers pitched extra TiPis in the field and hired them out for the weekend.  Anyone with £1,400 to spare could rent a TiPi and live amongst real TiPi people for a truly authentic
Glastonbury experience.  It was a great alternative to camping in 'babylon' (green-field slang for the non green-fields).  The TiPi field was safer and quieter and the TiPi 'lodges', as they were known, were warmer and more comfortable to sleep in.  It was also considered to be 'cool' to hang out with the hippies for the weekend.
 
Those hiring the lodges were making lots of money and soon many others were doing the same.  But before long there were so many hired TiPis that the field quickly became overcrowded.  There wasn't much room for the 'real' TiPi people anymore.  There were also concerns that those renting the lodges were 'outsiders'; city-people who didn't understand or participate in, communal TiPi living.
 
I spoke to Mike, a TiPi dweller who has been coming to
Glastonbury since 1971.
 
"The TiPi field has traditionally been full of people who own their own TiPis or have lived in TiPis or who know how to live in TiPis.  There's a certain 'realness' about it."
 
So this year, Michael Eavis has set aside a special field exclusively for hired lodges.  But you'll have to search hard to find it.  It's outside the perimeter fence, across a bridge and closed to anyone else.  But a friend and I managed to blag our way in for a nose around.
 
There are private, clean porta-loos; a sauna and a cosy but expensive cafe (replete with drum-kit for whoever is performing that night).  The lodges are also dry and spacious.  But there are few fires burning inside and no sign of communal cooking or wood-chopping.  There's no 'vibe' like the real TiPi field and it seems too 'separate' from the rest of the festival.  Too 'exclusive' to be part of it.  My friend compared it to a Butlins holiday camp, with TiPis instead of chalets.  All that seemed to be missing was a PA system to wake everyone up in the morning with a jolly, "Hi-Di-Hi!".
 
Many of the residents here had missed-out on purchasing tickets for the festival and hiring a TiPi with tickets included was the only alternative.  Others had chosen to hire a TiPi for the comfort and privacy it afforded.  I spoke to two Glastonbury first-timers who had hired a TiPi for the weekend.
 
"We get showers, we get a sauna and we get our own toilets which aren't as disgusting as the other ones" said one.  "It's brilliant.  There's more space here and there's an excellent cafe, too", said another.
 
The new field seems a great idea if you want to experience the festival in comfort and style, without the hassle of bringing your own camping gear or trying to pitch your tent in the mud or braving the toilets.  But isn't getting wet and muddy what Glastonbury's all about?
http://www.bbc.co.uk/glastonbury/2007/greenfields/tipi.shtml
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Roswell Breeding Coincidence FEEDBACK

Hi Fraseer, still enjoying your work.  But the Roswell Coincidence in UP! 254 just didn't ring true.   May I refer you to
http//:www.snopes.com/politics/humor/roswell.asp
Keep on keeping on,
nick fosbery, paris.
>> it was a joke a joke!  :)
this is not 4 u, nik, but here's what i sent to a good friend who wrote in what u wrote in:
i considered putting a ' :) ' at the end of the alien breeding line but decided none of my readers were dumb enuff to misunderstand where i was coming from.  me and my assumptions its terrible :( 
(actually i inserted the smiley in the last 5000 UP!s after the reply came in.)
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Salman Award FEEDBACK

1.  though salman rushdie got knighted for "services to literature", he's no great writer as writer; lets' remove that possibility immediately.  he has some brilliant width but very little depth.  he is flash, mentally sophisticated, wide and superficial.  what's that got to do with it?  well, if he'd been a shakespeare then there might have been an exceptional reason to 'make a stand' and risk inflaming the second largest religion in the world with whom we're practically at war.
 
but listen, while it's our duty to speak up when freedom of speech is threatened, royally blessing a venomous attitude to muslims when our armies have just slaughtered a million of them (for no apparent reason) is just, well, the english dictionary doesn't possess a disgusted enough world for it.

 
This is nonsense, I'm afraid.
First, you don't need to be another Shakespeare to be knighted.
>> my point was that, if we'd been talking about a shakespeare, THEN it might be ok to go ahead and give salman the gong DESPITE the world situation.  but he's VERY FAR from being that and therefore it is a foolish or aggressive move.
 
Rushdie's writing is certainly of a high enough standard for a knighthood judged against current levels.
>> it's a separate argument.  i don't myself agree.  and watching tv tonight, of the ten people out of a hundred who seem to have read one of his books, 9 of them didn't  finish.
 
Secondly, he's a Muslim himself (or was)
>> but THAT is crucial.  if he was STILL a muslim, well, there might be some point.
 
so we should respect his right to talk about his own culture any way that he wants, just as we'd do for any Jewish or Catholic writers respectively.
>> on a level surface i of course agree with u.  but a million dead is not something small and irrelevant, izzit?
 
I agree totally about the war in Iraq, but that has nothing at all to do with the rights and wrongs of Satanic Verses.
>> not only iraqpalestine too.  afghanistan.  and others, indeed all the arab countries.
 after all, we're in some kinda relationship.  if we want a happy marriage there are times when truth can be said and times when it isn't sensible.  just sensible how about that?
 
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Well, you obviously don't think much of Rushdie's writing but others obviously do.  I think you'd find most people wouldn't get through a Milton poem or a Tolstoy novel, but this means nothing in terms of their quality.
>> it doesn't in itself prove they're any good tho.
 
You also often find some of the greatest literature is before its time.
>> have u read him?  i've only read one of his novels and it was as i described it.
 
The point is that enough people adjudged Rushdie's work of sufficient quality for the knighthood.
 
As to his not being a Muslim any more (maybe he still is, I don't know), surely we would not deny a lapsed catholic to criticise the Vatican.
>> but not if we'd just killed a million of them that's my point.  do u or do u not count a million killed as some kinda
statement?  so we should be listening for a while NOT advertising our celebration of their most bitter critic.
 
Neither, then, should we deny THIS man's right to criticize aspects of Islam.
>> not when we just killed a million etc that's our only disagreement.
 
Apart from the fact that Satanic Verses was only one of quite a varied output, (if I remember rightly, his next book was for children) why are we accepting the word of the extremist Muslims against a liberal minded man such as Rushdie that what he says is blasphemy!?
>> i don't accept ANY of that.  it's simple good manners to me.  if i kill a million of your friends it would be rude to start criticising your clothes style, yes?  leave it for a while till things have settled.
 
Would we go to the extreme-right Christians of Southern States USA to decide whether someone writing about Christianity was blasphemous or not?  Of-course we wouldn't.
>> all this agreed.
 
I think it's good that whoever decides on knighthoods had the strength of character to ignore the rantings of extremists and 'state of the world' and judge the literature of this man simply by standards of aesthetics, whether you agree with their opinion of him or not which, of-course, you are at liberty to do.
>> all this agreed, but not while the killing is going on.
 
The fact that you would have condoned this had Rushdie been another Shakespeare actually destroys the logic of your own argument.
>> well... my point was that if rushdie had been in that class (which he ABSOLUTELY is not and nobody is claiming he is) THEN it might have been okay to do it.  am saying leave it till later - that's if there ever is a later.  when things settle down.  ask the half a million mothers.
 
I deprecate the pressure put on Denmark after THAT cartoon.  OK.  We may say that it was in bad taste, but that didn't mean that those extremists were right to react in the way they did.
>> these are 2 separate points.  i don't think we must be rude to them just because we refuse to care how they react.  we must have our own standards and one of them is being civil.  and indeed free speech relies on civility of some kind.  and when you've just slaughtered a million (remember that no. in everything u write) it's not civil to then add "btw your religion is totally fukked too"  yes?
 
Where I agree with you, however, is that it was totally immoral to bomb 100,000 plus Iraqis to death to give them 'democracy', and (I'm Jewish, by the way), equally immoral to do what Israel has been doing to the Palestinians for the last couple of decades or more.
>> i am so glad and respectful to hear u say that.  did u have any reaction to the other stuff i was sounding off about?
 
To return to the main topic, however, once you start to pander to extremists of ANY type, that's where the thin end of the wedge of loss of freedom of speech begins.
>> totally agreed.  but that million?  if it was only a thousand dead?  ten thousand?  a hundred thou...?  it just feels wrong.  it IS wrong.
 
To show the logic of my argument...
 
Should we have censored anti-Nazi writings before the war on the grounds of the 'state of the world' for fear of offending Hitler and his minions?
>> no.  because we hadn't occupied THEIR country.  if we'd invaded germany, killed 200000 germans and arrested and tortured hitler then i woulda said:  lay low on the anti nazi stuff for a while lads  :)
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According to a New York Times/CBS News/MTV poll, .young Americans are more likely than the general public to favour

  • a government-run universal health care insurance system
  • an open-door policy on immigration
  • the legalisation of gay rights

They are also more likely to say the war in Iraq is heading to a successful conclusion.
>> they've see so many movies where "our" soldiers win in the final frame i guess.

The poll also found that substantially more Americans aged 17 -29 than four years ago are paying attention to the presidential race.  But they appeared to be really familiar with only two of the candidates, Senators Barack Obama and Hillary Rodham Clinton, both Democrats.

They have continued a long-term drift away from the Republican Party.  And although they are just as worried as the general population about the outlook for the country and think their generation is likely to be worse off than that of their parents, they retain a belief that their votes can make a difference.

54% intend to vote a Democrat for president in 2008.  They share with the public a negative view of President Bush, who has a 28% approval rating with this group, and of the Republican Party.  They hold a markedly more positive view of Democrats than they do of Republicans.

At a time when Democrats have made gains after years in which Republicans have dominated Washington, young Americans appear to lean slightly more to the left than the general population: 28% described themselves as liberal, compared with 20% of the nation at large.  And 27% called themselves conservative, compared with 32% of the general public.

44% believed same-sex couples should be permitted to get married, compared with 28% of the general public.  They are more likely than their elders to support the legalisation of possession of small amounts of marijuana.

62% said they would support a universal, government-sponsored national health care insurance program; 47% of the general public holds that view.  And 30% said “Americans should always welcome new immigrants,"� while 24% of the general public holds that view.

In one potential sign of shifting attitudes, respondents, by overwhelming margins, said they believed the nation was prepared to elect as president a woman, a black person or someone who admitted to having used marijuana.  But they did not believe Americans would elect someone who had used cocaine or who was a Mormon.  Mr. Obama has suggested he used cocaine as a young man.  Mitt Romney, the former governor of Massachusetts and a candidate for the Republican nomination, is a Mormon.

42% thought it was likely or very likely the nation would reinstate a military draft over the next few years.  87% said they opposed a draft.  They thought Republicans were more likely to go for a draft.

Many have a bleak view about their own future and the direction the country is heading: 70% said the country was on the wrong track, while 48% feared their generation would be worse off than their parents'.  But this generation of Americans is not cynical: 77% thought the votes of their generation would have a great bearing on who became the next president.
>> tho they probably don't yet know that what a pol says doesn't at all define what he'll end up doing.  that's when the cynicism might kick in.  or the evolution.

58% said they were paying attention to the election campaign.  By contrast, at this point in the 2004 campaign, only 35% said they were doing so.

43% held an unfavourable view of Mrs. Clinton, a number that reflects the tide of resistance she faces nationwide.  By contrast, only 19% had an unfavorable view of Mr. Obama.
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