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the UP! is a global edutainment round-up, broadcast weekly to =[13,247]= Alternative// Activist// Zippy// Trance// New Age// Peace folks recommended to the Parallel YOUniversity// Megatripolis Dance Dept as "showing signs of life". Since recipients forward it widely to their own lists and sites, we conservatively estimate 30,000+ direct recipients. A further 30,000 read it on the YOUniversity's site. And, because of its 'mix' of 'specialist' & 'general' content, it's increasingly being posted on a variety of sites worldwide, making an estimated total weekly readership of =[275,000+]= (\o/)(\o/)(\o/)(\o/)(\o/)(\o/)(\o/)(\o/)(\o/)(\o/)(\o/)(\o/)(\o/)(\o/)(\o/)(\o/)(\o/)(\o/)(\o/)(\o/)(\o Six Reasons Why Kerry Will Lose
REPEAT THE FOLLOWING FIVE TIMES:Bush is unquestionably the most qualified person to crash this Empire down around our ears, and the Novelty Wave most certainly includes, key among its phenomenology, the crashing of this Empire, the most racist, imperialist, earth-destroying, indigenous-people-crushing, fascist, Disneyfied, bullshit promoting, petroleum-dependent, spiritually trashed, intellectually bankrupt, economically corrupt, stupidassedly hypocritical regime that ever walked the planet. quantitatively speaking, of course; qualitatively, there have been worse. so, PLEASE VOTE FOR BUSH and help CRASH THIS EMPIRE so we can, you know, fulfil some weird prophecy. perhaps one of the Mayan astronomer-priests smoking 5-meO DMT foretold all this already, in which case, i want some of that! peaceout, bobby g, boston. UP! Why George Bush is Good for Comedy
- his ability to generate ready-to-use comedy material cannot be misunderestimated.- his past provides the left with an answer for “latté liberal” “cocaine conservative”. - his language is rich in irony: Clear Skies Initiative. Healthy Forests. No Child Left Behind. And of course, the Patriot “Act.” - his wild & crazy approach to foreign affairs has awakened Americans to the realisation that there’s definitely something funny going on. - he put Mad Cowboy Disease into the lexicon, not to mention Deficit Inattention Disorder. - Only in America: A guy missing in inaction while in the reserves grows up to be Commander-in-Chief. - how’s this for comic irony? Clinton takes an outturn with an intern and nearly gets impeached. Bush is in bed with that Enron Lay who screwed millions, and gets away with it. - he’s a jokester when he wants to be, like when he invited a group of “tree huggers” to his Texas ranch and gave them each a prickly pear cactus as a gift. - his serious foolishness has united the people of the world to choose the pro-laugh credo of “all for fun, and fun for all” and work for a world where we all laugh together instead of all crying separately. [Swami Beyondananda/Steve Bhaerman] http://www.wakeuplaughing.com/ UP! "To be hopeful in bad times is not just foolishly romantic. It is based on the fact that human history is a history not only of cruelty but also of compassion, sacrifice, courage, kindness. What we choose to emphasise in this complex history will determine our lives. If we see only the worst, it destroys our capacity to do something. If we remember those times and places -- and there are so many -- where people have behaved magnificently, this gives us the energy to act, and at least the possibility of sending this spinning top of a world in a different direction. And if we do act, in however small a way, we don't have to wait for some grand utopian future. The future is an infinite succession of presents, and to live now as we think human beings should live, in defiance of all that is bad around us, is itself a marvellous victory." Howard Zinn UP! Never Again?! America's 138,000 troops in Iraq were asking for a little help from their British friends. Could an 850-strong armoured battalion of Scotland's Black Watch Regiment please be redeployed from Basra to the outskirts of Baghdad? The request seemed straightforward enough. Yet it triggered another political crisis for Prime Minister Tony Blair. As British commanders weighed the American request, London editors wrote scaremongering headlines about the Black Watch's walking into a "Triangle of Death." Blair's critics charged that acceding to the U.S. request would amount to an election-eve boost to Bush's presidential campaign. Is it not time "to say 'no' to the Americans?" one Labour Party M.P. demanded of Blair. The prime minister didn't cave. But a new conventional wisdom is taking hold among Britain's military and foreign-policy elite: even if John Kerry defeats Bush, any British government will find it difficult, if not impossible, to muster popular support for a future American-led military intervention. A senior British diplomat put it bluntly to NEWSWEEK: "Never again." Stryker McGuire, Newsweek UP! Spinning Earth Twists Space "Frame-dragging," one of the last untested predictions of general relativity, has been confirmed by the first reasonably accurate measurement of how the rotating Earth warps the fabric of space. Researchers charted the path of two NASA satellites over 11 years with laser range-finders with the precision of a few millimetres. [news@nature.com October 20, 2004] UP! Plague Carriers: Most Users Unaware Of PC Infections A study of home PCs found that 80% had been infected with spyware. America Online and the National Cyber Security Alliance found home users mostly unprotected from online threats and largely ignorant of the whole business. [CNET News.com October 24, 2004] UP! london SAT NOV 27 Bollywood Brass Band, Percussion All stars, Belly Dancing Show, DJs, Trapeze Artist, Live visual and MUCH MUCH more. 8-2am, £8-£6con., @ The Albany, Douglas Way, Deptford, SE8 (box office 0208 692444) (\o/)(\o/)(\o/)(\o/)(\o/)(\o/)(\o/)(\o/)(\o/)(\o/)(\o/)(\o/)(\o/)(\o/)(\o/)(\o/)(\o/)(\o/)(\o/)
Bolivian Drug War Myths Fall ApartIF YOU CANNOT VIEW THIS PROPERLY, TELL US AND WE’LL PUT YOU ON A SPECIAL UNFORMATTED LIST. TO REPLY TO FRASER OR THE UP! SIMPLY HIT REPLY. (\o/)(\o/)(\o/)(\o/)(\o/)(\o/)(\o/)(\o/)(\o/)(\o/)(\o/)(\o/)(\o/)(\o/)(\o/)(\o/)(\o/)(\o/)(\o/) After years of struggle, the Bolivian government finally recognises legitimate, legal Coca cultivation in the chapare by Alex Contreras Baspineiro, Narco News South American Bureau Chief. One of the greatest myths of the drug war in Bolivia has fallen to pieces. The Carlos Mesa administration and the U.S. embassy there have recognised the existence of 3,200 hectares (7900 acres) of Coca, grown for traditional, personal consumption, in the Chapare region, near the city of Cochabamba. The previous rhetoric on the Chapare coca that it all goes to narco-trafficking, that those who chew it or brew it in tea are drug addicts, or that its farmers are narco-terrorists have been left behind. That coca will now be respected. On October 3, the government and the coca growers signed a nine-point Memorandum of Understanding to pacify, conditionally, the red zone in the Chapare. The Chapare is located in a region known as the Tropic of Cochabamba. Last year U.S. Ambassador David Greenlee said: “The Tropic of Cochabamba has only one path: to continue to expand the planting of alternative development crops in the region, and to maintain the eradications until we reach ¡®zero coca.” Today, point four of the new agreement reads: “The reduction of all coca crops in the Tropic of Cochabamba to no less than 3,200 hectares is agreed upon, until the results of the Study of the Demand for Legal Coca Consumption are known.” According to the agreement, this land will be divided between the members of the Six Federations of the Tropic of Cochabamba, the main coca growers’ federation. The Government’s recognition of these 3,200 hectares of coca did not happen by chance, but rather as the result of years of struggle and confrontation on the part of small farmers. “There is joy throughout the Chapare, because if we calculate it, this allows every coca-growing family one cato of coca. This is the product of many years of struggle with previous governments, who were subject to the will of the United States Embassy” said Bolivian congressman and coca growers¡¯ leader Evo Morales. A cato is 1,600 square meters, just over a third of an acre. The situation is only temporary, and will be revised upon completion of a new independent survey on production and consumption patterns. However, Morales said that this agreement with the government has essentially broken Law 1008, the Bolivian ‘Regulation of Coca and Controlled Substances Law’ that has been in effect since 1988, and that the coca growers have been trying to change ever since. A Little History On September 28, a confrontation between coca growers in the town of Bustillos and soldiers from the Joint Task Force, the military’s major anti-drug squad, resulted in the death of farmer Juan Choque Cruz. Choque Cruz, 38, was shot in the head and killed instantly by a uniformed soldier, while nineteen others were wounded. At the time, Morales announced that “this is the first shooting death to happen under the administration of Carlos Mesa. This situation cannot continue.” The murder, yet to be explained by the government, provoked a strong reaction from the coca growers’ movement. Thousands surrounded military outposts and blocked the entrances to their own communities, forcing the government to halt forced eradication in the region. Now, the elimination of coca fields will be voluntary, and organised by the Six Federations of the Tropic of Cochabamba. Law 1008, passed on July 19, 1988 and often condemned as “draconian,” outlined three coca production zones in Bolivia: “traditional” coca, “excess and transition” coca, and “illicit” coca. The traditional zone is defined as the area where, according to the government, coca has been grown historically and for traditional purposes. The excess and transition zone comprises coca planted in marginal areas by settlers. The illicit zone comprises the rest of the country. The Tropic of Cochabamba contains a mixture of all 3 zones, so while some coca is already produced legally, much is also targeted for eradication. The coca growers say that current Interior Minister Saul Lara, once a legal adviser to coca growers’ organisations, was one of the authors of the now-weakened Law 1008. http://www.narconews.com/Issue34/article1078.html UP! Bacteria are Genetically Modified by Lightning University of Lyon researchers have found that lightning opens up pores in soil bacteria, allowing them to pick up any stray DNA present. The researchers suspect the phenomenon is widespread, speeding up the rate at which bacteria evolve. Genetic studies show bacteria frequently pick up foreign genes, usually from other bacteria. [New Scientist October 19, 2004] UP! Dear Fraser, I am a happy recipient of “The UP! Files” as I call them, and I congratulate you for producing such a worthwhile publication. On a personal note I would also like you to know that I respect what you have done in the past with the Warp etc, and respect what you are doing now with the “The UP! Files”. I think you are a visionary and visionaries are easy to choose not to understand. May I urge you to publish the following statement, as prominently as you can, in your next publication? I know you have done a lot to highlight the activities of the Bush administration and that you have featured articles by Michael Moore, however I am simply trying to spread the word about this extremely important film and to encourage people to see it, talk about it and spread the word further, the rest will happen naturally. ****************************** I have just watched Michael Moore's film Fahrenheit 9/11 and with respect to those who have already discovered this film would urge you to go out now and buy, borrow or hire it and watch it, talk about it and spread the word about it. However much we may feel that we understand the 9/11/oil/iraq/terrorism thing, this film is an incredibly clear (and verifiable) insight into what is really going on. So much so that some states in America are calling for the arrest of Michael Moore - the creator. Whatever country you live in, please just watch the film and make you own mind up. http://www.michaelmoore.com ****************************** I thank you in advance, regards, Pete (London) UP! Fraser, Crossing the generations one further time. Even you should still be overwhelmed by the threads you (we weave). A link for you: http://www.slamevents.com/speak/viewtopic.php?t=19211 Hope you do not mind that I called you Dr Fraser Clark. Keep it coming! Daniel Osgrove, Glasgow >> been called worse. like having a "real messy site" :) wot u mean without realising is that it doesn't look like a corporate business report :D UP! Please keep up the good work... You're a true blessing! peeece, Dimitri Djanbani, planet Earth, UP! Dear Fraser The UP! is fantastic. Thank you so much! Colin Franco, Zimbabwe UP! John Peeled Off Molara: Do you believe in God? John Peel: No not really. I'd like to because I'd like to believe in an afterlife - obviously the older you get the more you think about these things - not because I want to spend all eternity singing hymns but I'd like to sort things out with my dad, apologise for being a crap son, and find out whether he really wanted my brother Frank to have the Welsh dresser. Molara: Do you think you could be considered part of the underground culture of this country? John Peel: I don't think I'm part of anything, I'm just there like the electricity if you want to switch on. I don't think about it - it would be asking questions only you can answer and there lies madness… UP! london NOV 4 October Gallery celebrates its 25 year anniversary this Autumn, launching Intelligence Now!, a spectacular exhibition of work by contemporary artists from around the planet. Anniversary festivities will also include seminars, poetry, performances and installations, introducing new directions for the gallery. http://www.octobergallery.co.uk/pdfs/october_gallery_25th_events.pdf UP! Paranoid 9/11 Fantasies Distract From Real Issues//FEEDBACK Hi Fraser, I'm here to tell you, my friend, that you are flat out wrong if you think the simplest explanation for 9-11 is the official narrative. The only way to explain all of the unexplained things that happened on 9-11 is that 9-11 was a "false flag" operation. Come on Fraser, you're really losing your credibility with me over this. >> the simplest interpretation requiring the fewest assumptions is angry religiously inspired arabs, pushed into this fanatical corner by entire lifetimes of seeing their nation, race and religion shafted, ripped off, and militarily organised by the 'christian' west. this makes the fewest assumptions, your version requires many many "unexplained things that happened." galen denzen, california Dear Fraser, the thing is, I have no less than 6 e-mails I never sent you on the same question (because I didn't have the guts to be the first to say it). Did Bush know or not? I don't know, but the fact is hemade sureall the warnings were ignored, >> he was bizzy maniacally doing something else like losing 3000 tons of ammunition. acted like he wasn’t that surprised when it happened, >> shitting in his pants more like (and that’s what i heard at the time. he was hiding in a toilet in a small air base. and used it for his own political ends. >> nuttin strange there then :) If Clinton had still been in power, it would never have happened - as he made perfectly clear on the David Letterman Show. The Mujahedin/Islamic Jihad/Al Quaeda's stated purpose is to ensure that middle-eastern governments become Islamic governments. >> actually it’s to have all foreign troops removed from arab lands. an utterly reasonable proposition. So why did they destroy the twin towers? Good question. >> see above I'm still waiting for a credible answer. Either way, they must have been very pleased when Bush turned Iraq into a place where they could have a say - which had not previously been the case. Bush used the opportunity to shove through a lot of very questionable policies - like the right to stick anybody in jail for an indefinite term without access to lawyers never mind a trial. As there’s no evidence of wrongdoing that could be used in a proper trial, these poor souls can only be considered 'political prisoners'. That's how bad it is. Like it or not, face it - there simply is no other way to join the dots. Far from being paranoia, it's what I thought on September12th, and so far, what little has emerged has backed this up. Jerry - Brescia, Italy. >> well that’s certainly not what i was thinking! i was wondering why it had taken the arabs and muslims and other oppressed peoples so long to get such easy shit together. carpet cutters, remember? there are so many objections to these conspiracies and there’s just one of them right there: why would such conspirators arm their made-up demons with carpet cutters when bazookas and computer tek would have been so much more scary. UP! NASA Researchers Investigate Way-Out Ideas Research fellows at the NASA Institute for Advanced Concepts (NIAC) are developing "crazy ideas" for the future, such as skin-tight spray-on spacesuits for a trip to Mars ... static-electricity fields that would protect future lunar bases from space radiation ... even a lunar lab that could develop microbes for terraforming Mars. [MSNBC Oct. 20, 2004] UP! london & wordwide TUES NOV 2 International Social Innovations Day will be marked by what could be the world ¹s largest ever brainstorm for new ideas. The Global Ideas Bank, the non-profit organisers of the day, hope to encourage thousands of people from across the globe to submit their social inventions to their dedicated website. http://www.globalideasbank.org In doing so, the aim is to create a day-long worldwide extravaganza of creative thinking for social good. This unprecedented burst of positivity has been deliberately scheduled on a day when another global event is happening: the US Presidential Election. On this day, when many people across the globe will be feeling disillusioned and disempowered no matter the outcome, what better antidote than to encourage people to think of solutions instead of dwelling on the problems? The Global Ideas Bank provides a platform for people¹s creativity to be legitimised and recognised, and is creating a truly democratic think-tank of ideas and inventors. On the day in the UK, the Global Ideas Bank is also holding its annual Social Innovation Awards ceremony at the Royal Garden Hotel, Kensington. At the ceremony, the 2004 award-winners will be officially announced, the Global Ideas Book will be launched, and there will be a speech from Mayer Hillman, author of How We Can Save the Planet . The award-winners this year include: € Mahabir Pun, for his innovative work connecting remote Nepalese villages to the internet € Multikulti.org for its pioneering multi-lingual welfare website € Kerry Channing, a Brighton IT consultant, for his Ethical IQ proposal € Bendigo Bank, Australia, for their community banking franchise scheme € Emmaus France, for their provision of internet space and accounts to the homeless € Shyam Telelink, India, for their rickshaw mobile phone initiative http://www.globalideasbank.org/site/news UP! Nader's Own Test Shows the Candidates Are Different by Paul von Hippel, Gadflyer A cornerstone of Ralph Nader's presidential campaigns is the claim that there is little difference between the major parties, which Nader likens to Tweedledum and Tweedledee. But are the parties really so close? Government touches many issues, and though it's possible to find areas where the parties converge, it's also possible to find big issues on which the parties differ. Would any Republican have proposed the Clinton health plan? Would Al Gore have responded to 9/11 by invading Iraq and encouraging consumers to buy SUVs? Has either Bush ever uttered the words "carbon tax"? What we need is a systematic way to score politicians on a variety of public issues especially the issues that matter to Nader and Nader voters. Fortunately, such a scoring system exists, and Ralph Nader helped to set it up. In 1975-76, Congress Watch began scoring U.S. Senators and Representatives on selected roll-call votes. Congress Watch is a branch of Public Citizen, which Ralph Nader founded in 1971 and directed until 1980. Although Public Citizen now distances itself from Nader, until 2000 it wore Nader's name as a badge of pride. The Congress Watch scoring system has not fundamentally changed since Nader left the organisation. In each Congress, they select a number of divisive votes, focusing on the corporate-consumer issues that are dear to Nader's heart. On these issues, Congress Watch reports the percentage of the time that each Senator and Representative votes the "pro-consumer" position. Though you might be surprised to hear it if you listen to Nader talk, Congress Watch scores typically show a large gap between Democrats and Republicans. In the 106th Congress the last Congress before the 2000 election the average Democratic Senator voted the Congress Watch position 77% of the time; the average Republican Senator sided with Congress Watch on only 13% of key votes. The spread in the House was similar. If we assume that Ralph Nader himself would vote "for consumers" 100% of the time, it seems that the gap between Democrats and Republicans in Congress is almost 3 times larger than the gap between Democrats and Nader. But are the members who run for President more alike? Campaigning styles and legislative compromises can make candidates look similar, but the numbers tell a different story. In a graph which shows scores for all the Congressional veterans that Nader has opposed in a general Presidential election, there is a large and consistent gap between the Democrats (Gore, Lieberman, Kerry, and Edwards) and the Republicans (Dole, Kemp, Cheney, and Quayle). Cheney, Dole, and Kemp have scored as low as 0%, whereas Kerry, in 1990, scored a perfect 100%. This is not an unprecedented result. Analysing Congressional voting records, the political scientists Keith Poole and Howard Rosenthal have found a large gulf between the parties a gulf that has grown wider, not narrower, since Nader's public career began in the mid-1960s. Evidently the gulf remains visible even when an organisation Nader founded is deciding which votes are the ones that matter. Ralph Nader has long had trouble telling his friends from his enemies. In 1976, Jimmy Carter met twice with Nader, then hired several of the latter’s employees to work in the White House. Yet Nader turned on Carter, directing his greatest scorn at Joan Claybrook, whom Carter had hired away from Nader to head the National Highway and Traffic Safety Administration (in 1982 Claybrook returned to become the President of Public Citizen, a position she holds to this day). Nader's biographer Justin Martin recounts how, in 1978, Nader antagonised several Democratic House members, helping to scuttle his dream of establishing a Consumer Protection Agency. He refused to endorse Carter in 1980, then lamented the election of Ronald Reagan. Nader has never again had opportunities like the ones he squandered in 1977-1980. Progressives should be sure not to squander the opportunity they have in 2004. UP! AXIS OF DRACULA They're both members of the Skull and Bones and, as shown in their family tree, they're cousins. Now Ancestry.com reveals that Bush and Kerry are not only related to Prince Charles, but to their common ancestor, Vlad the Impaler, the real Count Dracula. http://www.infowars.com/print/Secret_societies/vladtree.htm UP! Experts Fear Escape Of 1918 Flu From Lab The 1918 flu virus spread across the world in 3 months and killed at least 40 million people. If it escaped from a lab today, the death toll could be far higher because people born after 1918 have little or no immunity. Yet, despite the danger, American researchers are working with reconstructed versions of the virus. [NewScientist.com News Oct. 21, 2004] UP! Plasma Beam Eyed in Space Travel A University of Washington team is pioneering the concept of the Mag-beam, (magnetised-beam plasma propulsion), which could significantly shorten the time it takes to travel to other planets. A space-based outpost station would generate a high-energy plasma beam aimed at a spaceship equipped with a sail, resulting in it being thrust forward. [Wired News Oct. 19, 2004] UP! a l l g o o d t h i n g s c o m e t o a n e n d
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