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shame...
"It's a black day in history.
Not because Saddam is an Arab, but because he is the only man who said
'no' to American injustice in the Middle
East."
Fadiq Husam, 33-year-old Ramallah taxi
driver. IF THE INVASION WAS ILLEGAL AND IMMORAL, AND IT WAS, THE ‘ARREST’ IS KIDNAPPING, AND THE REST IS HISTORY NOT HERSTORY am really not in the mood 2 write this but i can’t let the capture of saddam pass without comment. how do we morally judge this, or indeed any, event? in such an increasingly schizophrenic world there will always be reasons for and against. more planes allow more common people to explore the world but ruins the atmosphere. kucinich would be the most moral president but voting for him could also allow bush in again. or he’s more likely to be assassinated for trying to move things too quickly etc while dean
would make small but possibly significant improvements.
america’s stupid definition of security means insecurity and terror for
the rest of the planet.in the end the judgement must be based on what you consider the Overall Historical Plot. and to me it seems clear that the concept of the people of the planet ruling themselves fairly is the overall direction in which the vast majority wish the planet to develop. this is resisted or delayed to the max by the minority Ruling Elite. it’s been going on for (at least) hundreds of years. right? now, tho i’m aware (because you tell me!) that no small number of UP! readers consider the actual movement is away from rather than towards this ideal, that’s to take an extremely short perspective. in history’s broader sweep, the movement is inexorably towards this ideal, with many delays along the way, and ultimately (as now) the final virulent spasm of reactionary rejectionary fury against this creeping “kissy-touchy” planet that’s yearning itself into existence (so far without america :) indeed, i take this rightwing gambit as just that, a surfacing of Final Resistance to a process of ‘real democratisation’ that launched itself through the first crack in the Roman Christian State monopoly during the Reformation, and then Renaissance and then, of course, mass Revival of the ‘60s and of Rave Culture. as the I CHING says: “if there was no resistance, no change would be happening and nothing would be being achieved.” and as the unstoppable process proceeds, it’s an inevitable effect of the neo-cons’ inevitable intellectual attempt to usurp the inevitable global village into a brutally maintained security-managed macdonalds-machinegun megalopolis that their anti-social greed is beamed to a global public who glimpse, for the first time, that this sick sooper-class and their administrative yes-men are THE ACTUAL PROBLEM; and have been the problem all along! some kind of End Game is clearly in progress. any movement anyone makes will inevitably involve ‘good’ and ‘bad’, but we won’t get ‘dazed & confused’ by the detail if we stick to our agreed Overall Direction for planetary society (not just us lucky westerners!)) now let us judge saddam’s seizure by whether it moves global society in the agreed Overall Direction or away from it. (it’s the argument against the war: was it necessary? justified? an immediate threat? honest? ‘good’?) consider this as a real possibility: since the biggest ugliest threat, by a million miles, to the agreed Overall Direction is led by the
Bush
Gang (and
their Evil
Empire and
spawning network of conscience-less
quislings)
then their seizure of a major leader of the armed resistance,
‘inevitably’ produced by their actions, can only be regarded as
Bad
News.
[see UP! 176 if your head’s asking if it’s nevertheless a good thing saddam is gone] of course he’s a monster (of their making, not ours!), all who employ violence and glory in competition are some degree of monsters this is the whole crux of the philosophical position of we who’ve chosen the path of cooperation & non-violence! but, while saddam’s armed monsterhood was strictly ‘regional’ in terms of potential global threat, the damage the Bush Gang class leadership can do (and are doing) is almost unlimited. that this very Vampire Elite Resistance to the agreed Overall Direction stupidly and unconsciously CREATED saddam in the first place is less than half the story. the “anti-terror tactics” and anonymous assassination squads being employed by professional psychopaths, and the brutal border-free morality-free legality-free asymmetric guerrilla ‘training’ being pumped into amateur psychopaths in scores of countries worldwide (the identical dinosaur vision and social irresponsibility that created saddam!) CONSTITUTES A FULL-OUT ASSAULT ON OUR FUTURE!! now, of course, the ‘seizure’ of saddam will ‘inevitably’ lead bush into deeper problems. but my point is that, since saddam was small potatoes on this level, and since the (rejected) leader of what he demonically calls “the free world” is trashing humanity’s future by the minute, there can be no doubt who constitutes the Greatest Threat to WoMankind. (if you want to score saddam against bush on a more personal level, try reversing their positions. would bush have been more or less bloody if he’d been born in saddam’s position? bush is a man, remember, who, even when most ‘civilised’ nations have rejected the death penalty as barbarous, executed gaily on in the name of “Caring Republicanism”! saddam nationalised the oil business and spent it on the country’s infrastructure, did bush ever once in his life even THINK about such a move?! ) (another comparison: when bush kidnaps saddam he publicly humiliates him. when saddam kidnapped the english family, he hugged the little boy captive - AND WAS IMMEDIATELY DEMONISED BY THE WESTERN PRESS!) in essence, the Bush Boys came to power with the intention of invading first afghanistan, then iraq, then syria and iran (with venezuela in there somewhere) thanks mainly to saddam’s resistance (and iraqis’ and chavez’ and peace campaigners’ and all levels of brave resisters’) syria and iran have had to be postponed at least till after the presidential elections. the neo-con vision of the Secured Global Village®, with them and their progeny eternal major shareholders, is falling apart before our and their eyes. they expected (and planned!) for all resistance to have collapsed by now! they totally underestimated people’s resistance to their plans! they simply didn’t realise that people could be so... moral!!! :) SADDAM’S CAPTURE WILL ENCOURAGE THEM :( AND THE BRAIN-liteD PEASANTS WHO SUPPORT THEM. UP! "Of course it's bad news. To us, Saddam was a symbol of defiance to the U.S. plans in the region. And we support any person who stands in the face of the American dominance." Azzam Hneidi, member of Jordan parliament. UP! * * * * * ** * * *
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shame 2TEXT JOCKEY // TJ PHRASER (Fraser Clark) & THE MEDIA EVOLUTION MIXING THE TRACTS LIVE ON THE KEYBOARD @ A MEDIA-MEME RATE OF 160 IPP * * Ideas Per Paragraph (\o/)(\o/)(\o/)(\o/)(\o/)(\o/)(\o/)(\o/)(\o/)(\o/)(\o/)(\o/)(\o/)(\o/)(\o/)(\o/)(\o/)(\o/)(\o/)(\o/)(\o/)(\o/) “The torture chambers and the secret police are gone forever.” George Bush, announcing the capture of Saddam. When the real and true history of the U.S., European, and Israeli-controlled-and-occupied Middle East is written some day, the events of the year 2003 will indeed be featured prominently. But it won't be because the "torture chambers and secret police are gone forever." Indeed, in the Middle East of 2003 -- a region now nearly totally dominated by U.S. and Israeli military force, economic imperialism, and covert actions -- the CIA is more responsible than ever for this despicable state of affairs, with actual U.S. policies exceedingly anti-democratic, reactionary, and repressive even as American rhetoric continually now harps on about 'freedom', 'democracy', and 'peace process'. www.MiddleEast.Org UP! ‘saddamn shame 3 LIKE A COW VATICAN CITY - A top Vatican official said Tuesday he felt pity and compassion for Saddam Hussein and criticised the U.S. military for showing video footage of him being treated "like a cow." The Vatican did not consider the war in Iraq "a just war" because it was not backed by the United Nations and because the Vatican believed more negotiations were necessary to avoid it. UP! "Given the location and circumstances of his capture, it makes clear that Saddam was not managing the insurgency... That is significant and disturbing because it means the insurgents are not fighting for Saddam, they're fighting against the United States." Sen. Jay Rockefeller, Vice-Chair Senate Intelligence Committee. UP! ‘saddamn shame 4 DEFIANT PRISONER FACES LONG INTERROGATION After a 30 minute meeting with four members of the Iraqi Governing Council on Sunday afternoon, in which Saddam repeatedly swore at them and denied using chemical weapons against the Kurds in 1988, US interrogators took over... The Guardian. UP! Saddam has bequeathed to his country and to its would-be "liberators" something uniquely terrible: continued war. This was one conclusion upon which every Iraqi I spoke to yesterday agreed. This bedraggled, pathetic man with his matted, dirty hair, living in a hole in the ground with three guns and cash as his cave-companions - this man was not leading the Iraqi insurgency against the Americans. Indeed, more and more Iraqis were saying before Saddam's capture that the one reason they would not join the resistance was the fear that - if the Americans withdrew - Saddam would return to power. Now that fear has been taken away. So the nightmare is over - and the nightmare is about to begin. For both the Iraqis and for us. Robert Fisk UP! FREEDOM TO CHOOSE WHAT WE TELL YOU TO CHOOSE It’s the collective impact of a global system of corporate capital that is actually the central tyranny facing humanity today, and that would be the case no matter who is US president and what policies were being pursued unless they were policies explicitly aimed at challenging that particular form of domination that is at once more subtle and more powerful than anything we've seen in human history. More subtle because the use of media and education has made it possible to generate in the subjugated the desire for the very products whose production causes the subjugation, so that people democratically choose the very system that is at the heart of their suffering, and on the other hand it is more powerful because it has at its disposal weapons to eliminate those for whom the process of indoctrination and manipulation has not sufficiently worked to shut them up. [tikkunmail] UP! 12 STEPS TO A HEALTHY HOME: PROTECTING YOUR CHILDREN AGAINST CANCER-CAUSING ENVIRONMENTAL CHEMICALS 1. KICK OFF YOUR SHOES The soil around most homes is contaminated with lead, pesticides, lawn chemicals and toxic wood preservatives. In homes where people routinely remove their shoes upon entering, the levels of these in house dust are far lower. Carpeting holds up to 100 times the amount of dust as bare flooring, and the lead levels in carpet dust may exceed levels requiring clean-up at Superfund sites. Toxins trapped in home carpets pose a particular hazard to crawling toddlers. MON DEC 22 07:01am @ Stonehenge (Amesbury, nr Salisbury, Wilts) http://www.guilfin.net/database/showevent.php3?ev_id=evINET2171 UP! (\o/)(\o/)(\o/)(\o/)(\o/)(\o/)(\o/)(\o/)(\o/)(\o/)(\o/)(\o/)(\o/)(\o/)(\o/)(\o/)(\o/)(\o/)(\o/)
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Fumbling frantically through each and every pocket, meanwhile, trying to find something, anything, the third guy pulls out a pair of panties. St Peter says, "Oh yeah? Now just what does a pair of panties have to do with Christmas?" "Eh... these are Carol’s?" ”You know Carol?! Come on round the back here i got some great smoke!" UP! I enjoyed this one enormously Fraser - it's like you got a 2nd wind in Spain (also enjoyed that couple's website about their cowboyville home near Almeria) - love yr energy, man - keep on peace richard k / usa UP! The teacher asked the children what their fathers did for a living and they all gave typical answers: fireman, policeman, salesman, doctor, lawyer etc. David, however, was being uncharacteristically quiet, so the teacher asked him about his father. "My father's an exotic dancer in a gay cabaret and takes off all his clothes in front of other men. Sometimes, if the offer is really good, he'll go out to the alley with some guy and make love with him for money." Clearly shaken, the teacher hurriedly set the other children to work and took little David aside to ask him: "Is that really true about your father?" "No," said David, "He works for the Bush administration, but I was too embarrassed to say that in front of the class." UP! 12 STEPS TO A HEALTHY HOME: PROTECTING YOUR CHILDREN 2. FILTER YOUR WATER Chlorine reacts with organic matter dissolved in water to form cancer-promoting substances called trihalomethanes (THMs), of which the best known is chloroform. Municipal water supplies and wells can also be contaminated by industrial chemicals dumped into soil. Activated charcoal removes most of these pollutants from tap water. Because many of the pollutants are volatile and evaporate upon heating, contaminating the air your children breathe, filter the water used for cooking as well as for drinking. It also makes sense to use a charcoal filter on your shower head. Megatripolis, the greatest club ever! I’ve just been flicking thorough Bubble Jam mag, and noticed the name Fraser Clark on the contents page. Thinking "it can't be...Oh My God it is!" THE Fraser Clark, as in Megatripolis, the greatest club I ever went to, that I regularly bore people about whenever music, drugs, society or whatever is the subject of conversation. I'm loath to get into hero worship, but I completely admire what you did with those nights, which became like a home when I couldn't stand the place I was living (Surrey - dark days!). Anyway I am definitely interested in signing up for the UP!, or anything else that you are doing at the moment. If there's anything I can do to help in your activities, please let me know. Take care, James Lloyd (Lloyd Biro). UP! 12 STEPS TO A HEALTHY HOME: PROTECTING YOUR CHILDREN 3. USE NATURAL METHODS OF PEST CONTROL Several studies show an association between childhood cancer rates and the use of pesticides in the home and in the yard. Thirty-three of the thirty-four most commonly used lawn chemicals have never been tested for safety to humans. Many effective alternatives to chemical pesticides exist. 'AI BUSH' CHATBOT USES ADVANCED NATURAL-LANGUAGE PROGRAMMING AI Bush, "an interactive Robot President," is an experimental natural-language program and game from EllaZ Systems. Announced this week, it’s based on the program "Ella," which won the worldwide Loebner Prize Contest in 2002 as the "most human computer." http://www.kurzweilai.net/email/newsRedirect.html?newsID=2747&m=5435 UP! Sitting Bull Theory PART ONE Sir Walter Raleigh was a very good friend of Sir Francis Bacon. Bacon was not fond of smoking but in his book Sylva Sylvarum he describes many experiments in his life including opium. Shakespeare was and is and always will be Sir Francis Bacon Let your readers know why this is still important, and why you should be as disgusted about the Shakespeare Authorship as you are about George Bush. The same capitalistic interests are in place to maintain profits for (Shakespeare) Stratford on Avon under the control of the Birthplace Trust -- it's all lies. To keep the world in ignorance that a man (William Shaksper, ) who could not read or write , left no books or letters in his hand, his children writing X's on their marriage certificates, on and on, this is who they want us to BELIEVE is Shakespeare, is an outrageous sin against humanity. Find out why Bacon had to use a pen name and be anonymous at: www.sirbacon.org laurence / san fran UP! (\o/)(\o/)(\o/)(\o/)(\o/)(\o/)(\o/)(\o/)(\o/)(\o/)(\o/)(\o/)(\o/)(\o/)(\o/)(\o/)(\o/)(\o/)(\o/)(\o/)(\o/)(\o/)(
The Sitting Bull TheoryThe UP! (UP!mag or UP!grademag) is a global edutainment round-up, ‘broadcast’ weekly to =[11,902]= Alternative// Activist// Zippy// Trance// New Age folks who have been recommended to the Parallel YOUniversity//Megatripolis Dance Dept as "showing signs of life". Since many recipients choose to forward it or parts of it to their own lists, we conservatively estimate 30,000+ direct recipients. Further, because of its 'mix' of 'specialist' & 'general' content, it's increasingly being posted on a variety of sites worldwide, making an estimated total weekly ‘readership’ of =[275,000+]= (\o/)(\o/)(\o/)(\o/)(\o/)(\o/)(\o/)(\o/)(\o/)(\o/)(\o/)(\o/)(\o/)(\o/)(\o/)(\o/)(\o/)(\o/)(\o/)(\o/)(\o/)(\o/)( by Fraser Clark, our access-all-levels roving reporter PART TWO The Great Tobacco Sting How The World’s First Multinational Swindled The People Out Of Some Fabulous ‘Smoking’ Experiences And Palmed Them Off With Addictive Leaves And Chemicals PART ONE investigated the Sitting Bull Theory that Raleigh got high from an Indian Chief’s Peace Pipe, but was swindled with “a kilo of the lousy brown stuff” which we’ve been smoking ever since! PART TWO explores just how this Sting was carried out. The ‘Lost’ Herbs In 1559, Phillip 11’s personal physician described 1200 species of flora in Mexico alone, while different New Worlde tribes had been inhaling in a plethora of ways many mixes of substances still not fully documented today. But one thing is undeniable: the Virginia Colony’s first “commercial” shipment which was sold to an eager populace in London in 1617 at the unheard-of price of 3 shillings a pound was Nicotiana Tabacum [see box at end]. It was the same plant which the Virginia Company merchandised out from London and then across Europe. And it is this single plant which millions of people have been smoking right up to the present day. Let us be clear. Since at least the Old World’s ancient Scythians, and the New World’s Mayans, ‘smoking’ and “tobacco” have meant many things to Mankind chewing, brews, taking smoke or powder via nose, mouth, anus and skin, by inhaling fumes from a fire, under a blanket, in a tiny hut, through pipe, ‘cigar’, hole in the ground, and with many different substances, herbs, seeds, leaves, roots, flowers, crystals, tars etc But exclusively, from 1617, through commercial, contractual and ultimately legal availability, nearly everyone has smoked Nicotiana Tabacum. This Great Tobacco Sting probably constitutes History’s first cynical corporate monopoly scam, perpetrated on the maximum number of ‘suckers’, for 386 years! An inspiringly wide range of Psychoactive Smoking Experiences was reduced to the repetitive daily sucking of the seriously addictive, health-destroying mono-culture, Nicotiana Tabacum. What The Suppliers Were Smoking Nicotiana is native to the Americas, largely confined to the warm humid climate of the West Indies and Brazil. Sometimes it was involved in the mix, more often not. While Europeans largely viewed it as a medicine or an ornamental plant, England spread the habit of recreational smoking to the mainland, alarming the locals like modern Brit football hooligans with alcohol. The tabloid headline would have been “CROWDS THROW BEER OVER SMOKING ENGLISHMEN” (it often happened). Sir Walter Raleigh, the Jeffrey Archer of Piracy, Empire Building, and Tobacco Though Columbus smoked it in 1492, and though the word covered many delights, in England Sir Walter Raleigh is held to have ‘discovered’ “tobacco” in 1585. Certainly he became a life-long puffer. Raleigh was a freethinking adventurer and marketing genius who rose from humble beginnings, achieved fame as a pirate, founded England’s first colonies, was knighted, jailed, freed, jailed again, and finally went to his execution demanding his beloved pipe (with whatever he smoked in it). He gained an exclusive Royal Trade Licence for the American mainland from his ‘smoking’ companion, Elizabeth 1, naming the Virginia Colony for her (Virgin Queen, geddit?) In 1586, Thomas Harriot, Raleigh’s right hand man, publicly named “tobacco” as the only Colony commodity able to “reap massive cash dividends.” With his money and reputation heavily invested in Virginia, Raleigh had actually commissioned Harriot’s survey of the colony as an investment promo, and now decided to develop what was then a “novelty” into a market! With his networks of pirates, court connections, fellow puffers, writers and artists, ex-colonists, and merchants, he set about spreading the new “smoking” habit - to such effect (on Elizabeth, rumoured a lifetime puffer, Shakespeare, Bacon, Marl owe, Edmund Spenser, Ben Jonson) that word spread from court to court, country to country... and ultimately from class to class. By the Virgin Queen’s death (1603), Robert Burton satirically listed the required accomplishments of the English Gentleman as “smoking, dancing, hunting, and playing cards”! Professors of “smoking academies” demanded ring-blowing as a graduation test! And ‘tobacco’ “sold for its weight in silver”! Most odd if it was (always) just tobacco, particularly since the Virginia species, Nicotiana Rusticum, was, “poore, weak and of a byting taste”. (Nicotiana Tabacum was soon borrowed from the Spanish.) The “Virginia Tobacco Bubble” If the freewheeling Spirit and Romance of the Elizabethan Golden Age had been secretly fuelled, like the 1960s, by these new psychoactive mixes, the Catholic James 1, crowned in 1604, had to stamp down on such wild ‘free-thinking’ ideas. When Parliament refused to illegalise it, did he fall into line, consciously or not, with an upper-class conspiracy to increasingly channel the peasants towards the “lousy brown stuff”?! It would be “business as usual” in the drug trade if tobacco, initially cultivated as a cheap ‘extender’ for other exportable products, ended as the product itself! Certainly the ‘Great Tobacco Sting” was complete by 1620 when, with the investment of a gigantic 6 figure sum, the Virginia Colony was instructed to grow Nicotiana Tabacum for mass British consumption. Yet does Thomas Harriot’s original pitch sound like a Marlboro trip to you? ”Strange gestures, stamping, dancing, clapping of hands, and staring into the heavens uttering strange noises.“ Or this: “We have had many rare, wonderful proofs of its beneficial effects which would require a whole volume to itself” Really?! Tobacco?! In A History of Smoking, Count Corti makes the situation lucidly clear: “These results, we may assume, were produced by various narcotic plants, not merely tobacco” Eager for extra tax income, James withdrew Raleigh’s licence, condemned ‘tobacco’ as 'an invention of Satan', and imposed a 4000% increase in custom duty. Classic Drug War Logic. Public condemnation in colourful prose accelerates the habit’s spread among the masses and hugely increases his tax base. Drug war logic predicts what came next: “the bizness” was driven into the hands of smugglers! Pirates! And home-growers, all across the land. Keeping his head down, the former “court darling” continued secretly as top adviser to the Virginia Company. Secret conspiracies were the essence of the period - secrecy between royal advisers and Raleigh’s network (he being finally executed for treason!), between merchants and the public they were duping and addicting, between people who could score the “real stuff” and... the mugs? For never forget how Giralamo Benzoni described a native smoking “tobacco”: “On returning to his senses, he told a thousand stories of being at the council of the gods and other high visions” The king’s antipathy towards Raleigh might be explained by his wish for people to buy his non-psychedelic tobacco (with ‘devil’ removed!) and Raleigh’s smuggler friends who were still pushing the “real stuff” (angelic highs). First Corporate Scam of the 2nd Millennium! Catholic Charles 1, in 1626, with exports increased by half a million pounds, sold stakes in the fabulously profitable scam for huge sums. The Virginia Company, first of several South Sea type Bubbles (only this one still hasn’t burst!), generated great excitement, tinged with the idea of “adventure”. Only now it was adventure capitalism! Increasingly based on slavery (bigger profits!), thousands were forcefully transported to Jamestown, there to be forced to work under such harsh conditions that three quarters failed to complete their 7-year period of servitude alive. A modern American text puts it thus: “In the Virginia Colony /Company we see the fleeting ugliness of private enterprise operating without check, greed magnified by opportunity, producing fortunes for a few and misery for many. We also see Virginians moving towards a system of labour that treated men as things.” The Virginia Settlement was, in fact, “the starting place for the 244-year holocaust of African slavery.” Are you sure this is what they smoke at court?! By 1630, tobacco prices had fallen to their lowest point ever. WHAT COULD EXPLAIN THAT? Unmet expectations? “I don’t feel a thing, Sidney, except dizzy. Are you sure this is what they smoke at court?!” It obviously took time for the common man to realise that everything called “tobacco” didn’t necessarily get you high like ecstasy I hear you say? On the mass level, however, imports continued to rise, there was an endless supply of new ‘suckers’ - increasingly due to actual, paid advertising. What became of the “lost herbs” between then and the re-emergence of a generation of “tobacco mixers” in the 1960s? Certainly the American Indians continued their old ways [see PART ONE]. Also, various “special mixes” continued as late as the 19th century, we know this from one of Conan Doyle’s paeans to his famous “Arcadia Mix”. You know the answer! Thus an inspiringly wide range of Psychoactive Smoking Experiences that might have inspired the Elizabethan Age (and the course of history) was filtered down, by Christians and Puritan Work Ethic Businessmen, to the repetitive (but obscenely profitable) daily sucking of a seriously addictive, health-destroying mono-culture, Nicotiana Tabacum. Do the obscene profits and taxes involved explain why, even though James 1 and many others condemned “tobacco” from day one as a health hazard, the Virginia Colony and the tobacco industry it spawned has never invested a penny into investigating the effects of their ‘product’ on the health of the conned consumers to whom they (illegally?) “passed it off”? Has the tobacco industry, in fact, used some of its profits to buy and conceal evidence of a conspiracy that has ended up causing a health holocaust of historical proportions? Would, indeed, a small matter like hooking generations on a devil weed and robbing them of a range of angelic highs have put such ‘adventure capitalists’ off? You know the answer! [extract from Dopinions by Fraser Clark] BOX Nicotiana Tabacum The new, rigidly defined, monopolistically licensed, heavily taxed ‘tobacco’ did have definite physiological effects. It cooled you out, in a certain mild way. Resin scrapings in 500 year old Canadian pipes contained, not only hemp, but “tobacco 5 times stronger than today’s cigarettes.” And, of course, it long retained its original halo of high class, sinful “sophistication” But most of all, it was extremely addictive! By the time you realised ‘this ain’t the shit!’, it would have been too late to stop! UP! 12 STEPS TO A HEALTHY HOME: PROTECTING YOUR CHILDREN 4. KEEP THE DUST DOWN House dust is a haven for lead and for chemicals called VOC's (volatile organic compounds) which evaporate from a large number of building materials and household products. The more dust in the air, the more toxins your child inhales. All horizontal surfaces should be wet-mopped at least twice a week. Carpeting should be vacuumed twice a week, preferably using a vacuum cleaner with a HEPA filter. Earth like planets common in the universe?! New research indicates Earth like planets might be common. In 44 computer simulations of planet formation near a sun, astronomers found that each simulation produced one to four Earth like planets, including 11 "habitable" planets about the same distance from their stars as Earth is from our sun. http://www.kurzweilai.net/email/newsRedirect.html?newsID=2742&m=5435 UP! A NORMAL BEING WISHES TO LIVE FOREVER "A normal being wishes to live forever. A normal being is one who has actualised his inherited potentialities, AND has freed hirself from hir subjectivity. If God wishes to live he has shared that wish with all of us. He has also provided the means by which that wish to live may exist forever. This wish to live constitutes a being. Once alive, there is no choice, we must live forever. The representative of God in any individual is that which tells him how or what God would do in any situation. Time is the sum of our potential experience, the totality of our possible experiences. We live our experiences successively, this is the first dimension of time. G. I. Gurdjieff. UP! 12 STEPS TO A HEALTHY HOME: PROTECTING YOUR CHILDREN 5. KEEP COMPUTERS OUT OF THE BEDROOM VOC's (including the carcinogen benzene) evaporate from computer circuitry, laser and ink printers and fax machines in operation. Keep the computers in one room, preferably not a bedroom. Run an exhaust fan to refresh room air, and try to do all printing at a time when you and your children can leave the room. An air purifier with an activated charcoal filter may also be helpful. “Almost all influential individuals and groups in the U.S. political landscape still shy away from discussing the degree to which the Israeli connection has been a major factor in determining the entire complex of U.S. policies on Iraq and the Middle East since Sept 11. “In the eyes of most Americans, the correctness of the ever stronger ties between the right-wing governments of the United States and Israel is simply not to be questioned. “If you do question these ties, you must be prepared to deal either with suspicions of anti-Semitism that may be directed at you, or, more likely, with suggestions that you are simply "too far out" of the mainstream and deserve no further consideration. “In the latter case, an unspoken motive of your interlocutors is often that they fear being charged with anti-Semitism, or with being "self-hating Jews," if they seem to agree with you.” Perceptions of Palestine by Kathleen Christison. http://www.counterpunch.org/christison12132003.html UP! lanarkshire, scotland SAT DEC 20 Handfasting, Dinner, Singers, Celidh band. Party till dawn. Camping Ground available, but remember to wear yer woollies. Proceeds to: Children 1st, Aberlour child care trust. They still need performers, fire breathers, dancers and helpers who like free beer! @ Talamh alamh, Coalburn, Lanarkshire. £10.00, £5/£7 unwaged/student. Contact us for travel directions. Buses provided, but must be booked. Performances start @ 4.00pm. Tel: Catz or Pignut 0845 3308528/07906 282958 bradycatriona@hotmail.com UP! 12 STEPS TO A HEALTHY HOME: PROTECTING YOUR CHILDREN 6. WASH HANDS WHEN COMING IN FROM OUTSIDE AND BEFORE EATING OR HANDLING FOOD Many toxins, like many germs, hitchhike to your mouth on your fingers. Children at risk for lead toxicity can effectively lower blood lead levels by careful dust control combined with regular handwashing before meals. Dear Fraser, HAVING BEEN INFORMED THAT CHIEF HUMAN SACRIFICER GEORGE WANKER BUSH ONLY ALLOWS BLOOD CONTRIBUTERS TO PROFIT FROM DEATH IN IRAQ, WILL THE UK’S NHS QUALIFY TO TENDER FOR CONTRACTS? mahesh / germany. UP! ‘saddamn shame 5 World Domination, Inc. by Sherif Hetata Bush has been able to collect $200,000,000 for the 2004 presidential campaign. World Domination, Inc.
The most active supporters of his campaign will be Zionist forces, the Christian fundamentalist movement, and the Catholic right. Together they constitute a powerful electoral force buttressed by multinationals -- especially those involved in arms manufacturing, in oil, in the pharmaceutical industry and in the media -- as well as many higher levels in the armed forces in a country undergoing rapid militarisation.World Domination, Inc.
"The removal of Saddam Hussein presents the United States in particular with a historic opportunity as large as anything that has happened in the Middle East since the fall of the Ottoman Empire and the entry of the British troops into Iraq in 1917." Kanan Makiya, member of the Iraqi National Council .World Domination, Inc. In 1996 a group of neo-conservatives with declared Zionist leanings and links to the Israeli Likud Party prepared a report for Benjamin Netanyahu, then prime minister of the Likud government. Its recommendations were as follows: 1) 2) 3) 4) These guidelines for Israeli policy are being put into practice by the US and Israeli governments. As regards the principle of "pre-emptive strikes," it is in part Likud inspired, remembering that the first "pre-emptive" strike on an Arab country was the Israeli attack against the Iraqi nuclear reactor more than 20 years ago. ... While the presence of a powerful Zionist influence in the American administration is not new, Zionists have gained a striking ascendancy in the present administration, eliminating any Arab leanings to speak of. All these high level policy makers believe that US interests in the Middle East coincide largely with those of Israel and that the policies of the present administration and the measures it takes should be directed towards making the area "safe" for the self-proclaimed Jewish state. In the neo-conservative strategy papers of six years ago "making the Middle East safe for Israel" meant "redefining Iraq" after "getting rid of Saddam Hussein and his tyrannical regime", transforming of the Middle East by "redrawing its map", including "regime changes" of governments in the area not completely in line with "American and Israeli interests", "nurturing alternatives to Arafat" and "the end of the Israeli- Palestinian peace process". ... The US hopes to go on executing the rest of the neo-conservative plan for a permanent military presence in Iraq -- which will guarantee the flow of oil -- with other "pre-emptive strikes" against Syria (where Sharon has already directed a "symbolic" raid, showing the way so to speak), or against Iran, or any other country in the area where disobedience might grow, or which could constitute a potential threat to US-Israeli interests as defined by the rulers of those two countries. So after Iraqi oil has been privatised, the resistance of the Iraqi people quelled (if that is possible), and a permanent military base established, the Bush administration can move on to another stage. A report suggesting military action against Syria was circulated and released three years ago. Christian conservatives cast 2/5 of Republican votes by the 1994 Congressional elections. The most zealous Christian supporters of the Likud in the Republican electorate are Southern Protestant, Baptist, Evangelical and other fundamentalist followers. This religious right believes that God gave all of Palestine to the Jews. Fundamentalist congregations and business circles have collected hundreds of millions of dollars to subsidise Jewish settlements in the occupied territories. Bush Zionists have helped speed up the growth of a messianic strain of Christian fundamentalism which believes that
- Jewish fundamentalists struggling to impose Israeli domination, and Christian fundamentalists working for the so-called "millennial" End of Days, strengthen one another and increase the chances of a religious war. They are allied for an agenda which aims at implementing a vast imperial restructuring of the Middle East, reinforced by multinationals pirating for oil. ... It’s become clear that Sharon has no intention of dismantling the settlements and handing back occupied territory to the Palestinians. There are a quarter of a million heavily armed, and heavily subsidised, Israeli settlers in these territories and their numbers are growing. Most of these settlers are prepared to kill if they are asked to, and many of them are hard-headed fundamentalists with a terrorist streak. Israel has consistently and blatantly refused to respect UN resolutions demanding withdrawal from the occupied territories. Israel is also the only Middle Eastern state known to possess genuine and lethal weapons of mass destruction. Israel knows that with the Iraqi war the United States under Bush has finally decided to destabilise the Middle East and reconfigure the region in a manner that would be favourable to her. ... Bush was hoping resistance to his aggressive policies would be vanquished by the exercise of overwhelming military force, first in Afghanistan, but much more importantly in Iraq. With the Iraqi army crushed, occupation forces would be able to destroy, coerce or bribe any potential resistance, and the Bush administration could move quickly to privatise Iraqi oil and engage its next "major theatre" wars against Syria, Iran, North Korea, and others. But what’s happening in Afghanistan is largely surrounded by silence. The truth is that, apart from Kabul, the occupation forces control nothing. The rest is divided up among the warlords, but more significant is that the Taliban are steadily regaining control of important parts of the land, and that US forces are facing something akin to the war of attrition that sapped the lifeblood of the Soviets for 10 years until their final, ignominious withdrawal. However, the more pressing problem is Iraq. With 150,000 troops there, attacks against the occupation forces are spreading, control is loosening and difficulties are increasing. American families are losing their sons. General Anthony Zinni, former head of the Central Command of US military forces, asks "Are we facing another Vietnam?" as the "resistance fighters" gain more experience and versatility, and as popular resistance expresses itself in a variety of ways. With a total national deficit of almost half-a-trillion dollars, the administration asked for, and got, an extra $87 billion for "Emergency Spending" on Iraq and Afghanistan. This is on top of the first instalment of $75 billion (the 1991 Gulf war cost $9 billion, paid mainly by the Gulf countries). The occupation of Iraq costs $6 billion a month, shouldered by American taxpayers who face growing economic difficulties. In 2002 the number of unemployed rose by 1,350,000, and the number of those who were no longer covered by health insurance increased by two million. All at a time when the rich are paying less taxes. All these factors, combined with a rapid loss of civil liberties and democratic rights, is reflected in recent "opinion polls" showing that in the past 6 months those supporting the "war policies" have dropped from 70% to 49%. Facing such mounting pressures makes a military blow against Syria or Iran more unlikely, but some neo- cons in the administration seem to think the policy of the "worst" gives them a freer hand to follow the path they have chosen. Besides, ‘conveniently,’ Israel is always there to act as a proxy with full US support. http://weekly.ahram.org.eg/2003/666/focus.htm UP! 12 STEPS TO A HEALTHY HOME: PROTECTING YOUR CHILDREN 7. USE SAFE HOUSEHOLD PRODUCTS Consumer goods and household products release hundreds of different VOCs into the air. They come from caulking and adhesives, latex paint, polyurethane varnish, vinyl floor and wall coverings, floor wax, furniture polish, moth balls, air fresheners, toilet bowl deodorizers, plastics. Some of the VOCs found in indoor air are suspected of promoting cancer in humans. Concern over the safety of cleaning solutions and VOCs has created a demand for less toxic alternatives. Many of these are readily available and no more expensive than more toxic products. "With a heavy dose of fear and violence, and a lot of money for projects, I think we can convince these people that we are here to help them" Lt. Col. Nathan Sassaman, in Iraq. UP! din of a rightwing echo chamber that masks itself as journalism Democrats are consumed with a rising sense of injustice. They believe that democracy was undermined when the votes were not counted in Florida and the supreme court made George Bush president; that the social contract in place since the New Deal is being shredded; that internationalist alliances are being shattered; that the president lied about the reasons for war; that the Bush administration acts with authoritarian impunity (refusing, for example, to make public even the members of the vice-president's energy policy panel); and that the media is being overwhelmed by the din of a rightwing echo chamber that masks itself as journalism. http://www.guardian.co.uk/comment/story/0,3604,1104370,00.html UP! 12 STEPS TO A HEALTHY HOME: PROTECTING YOUR CHILDREN 8. AVOID EXCESS MOISTURE Moisture supports the growth of mold and mildew, which contribute to childhood allergies, respiratory infections and possibly to leukaemia. In homes where two or more people develop leukaemia, a mold called Stachybotris grows, producing a group of immune-suppressive, cancer-promoting toxins called tricothecenes. To prevent mold growth, investigate and correct any sign of moisture accumulation in your home, including seasonal condensation in basement, attic or living space, and leaks from any source. Do not carpet areas prone to dampness, like bathrooms and basements. Remove any material that harbours fungal growth - rotten food, old wood, furnishings or building materials that have been damaged by water. Surfaces where mold regularly grows, especially shower stalls and curtains and the damp areas beneath sinks, should be cleaned weekly with a non-toxic antiseptic solution such as hydrogen peroxide diluted with an equal part of water. Maintain a relative humidity of less than 50% in each room of your home, using a dehumidifier if necessary. Relative humidity can be measured with an inexpensive meter, available in hardware stores. The tribunal compared Ngeze to Nazi propagandist Julius Streicher, who was convicted at Nuremberg because his newspaper, Der Sturmer, was a poison "injected into the minds of thousands of Germans which caused them to follow the National Socialists' Party policy of Jewish persecution and extermination." The tribunal concluded that, even though they preceded the onset of the genocide by several years, articles written and published by Ngeze created the psychological disposition among Rwanda's population that made genocide possible. http://slate.msn.com/id/2092372/ UP! We are the only people on Earth asked to guarantee the security of our occupier ..while Israel is the only country that calls for defence from its victims." Hanan Ashrawi. UP! 12 STEPS TO A HEALTHY HOME: PROTECTING YOUR CHILDREN 9. CHECK YOUR APPLIANCES Stoves, heaters and dryers produce the gas nitrogen dioxide as a by-product of combustion. It’s a respiratory tract irritant that can increase the spread of cancer in animals. Its main indoor sources are appliances that burn natural gas, and kerosene space heaters. Nitrogen dioxide emissions in homes are greatly reduced by venting appliances to the outside and by the electrical ignition of gas stoves rather than the use of a pilot light. Michael Moore's letter to George Bush Dear Mr. Bush, Well, it's going on two weeks now since your surprise visit to one of the two countries you now run and, I have to say, I'm still warmed by the gesture. Man, take me along next time! I understand only 13 members of the media went with you -- and it turns out only ONE of them was an actual reporter for a newspaper. > the one who broke the news about the fake turkey? But you did take along FIVE photographers (hey, I get it, screw the words, it's all about the pictures!), a couple wire service guys, and a crew from the Fox News Channel (fair and balanced!). Then, I read in the paper this weekend that that big turkey you were holding in Baghdad (you know, the picture that's supposed to replace the now-embarrassing footage of you on that aircraft carrier with the sign "Mission Accomplished") -- well, it turns out that big, beautiful turkey of yours was never eaten by the troops! It wasn't eaten by anyone! That's because it wasn't real! It was a STUNT turkey, brought in to look like a real edible turkey for all those great camera angles. Now I know some people will say you are into props (like the one in the lower extremities of your flyboy suit), but hey, I get it, this is theater! So what if it was a bogus turkey? The whole trip was bogus, all staged to look like "news." The fake honey glaze on that bird wasn't much different from the fake honey glaze that covers this war. And the fake stuffing in the fake bird was just the right symbol for our country during these times. America loves fake honey glaze, it loves to be stuffed, and, dammit, YOU knew that -- that's what makes you so in touch with the people you lead! UP! Galactic Winter Solstice-Perigee-New Moon Yep its quite a humdinger this year - The solstice happens at 7 am on Mon 22nd, Then the Galactic Alignment happens about an hour and a half later, 8.30 to 9 am. (These two events coincided in 1998). A time to meditate, galactic portal and all that. The big line-up of Perigee at New Moon at solstice can easily bring floods (Pg noon on 22nd, NM 23rd 10am) The Muslim month of Syawal begins on 24th. Then the perihelion comes Sunday 4th Jan 18.00, when each year we come nearest to the Sun, 'a time for togetherness and the clinking of glasses.' UP! 12 STEPS TO A HEALTHY HOME: PROTECTING YOUR CHILDREN 10. DOWN WITH FORMALDEHYDE This embalming fluid is almost inescapable in modern indoor environments, released into the air from the glue which holds together particleboard and plywood. High humidity or moisture disintegrates the glue and increases formaldehyde release. Formaldehyde is used to stiffen fabrics of all types, so that new clothing, carpeting and upholstered furniture may off-gas considerable formaldehyde for days or weeks. Wrinkle-proof clothing has been treated with a formaldehyde resin and will give off formaldehyde forever. To limit exposure, avoid the use of cosmetics or skin products that contain formaldehyde (read labels), wash new clothing before its worn, allow new carpeting or upholstered furniture to air out for a week before allowing your child to sleep in the same room it's in, and don‘t dress your children in wrinkle-proof clothing. Particle board construction materials and furniture can be treated with a lacquer to seal formaldehyde in and keeps moisture out. Modern Jihad: Tracing the Dollars Behind the Terror Networks by Loretta Napoleoni No punches are pulled in this alarming study of a $1.5-trillion terrorist economy that is as integral a part of the Western economy as banking or big oil. So compelling is Italian economist and journalist Napoleoni's indictment of the West for the creation and sustenance of international terrorism that she believes this is the reason publication was nixed by her commissioning publisher's board of directors. Napoleoni traces 50 years of Western economic and political dominance in developing Muslim countries backing repressive, corrupt regimes, fighting the Cold War by proxy and blocking the legitimate economic ascendancy of millions. "As in the Crusades," in which Napoleoni finds many modern parallels, "religion is simply a recruitment tool; the real driving force is economics." The only way those left behind by globalisation can afford to fight back, the author says, is with the proceeds of crime, drugs, arms, prostitution, gems, smuggling, even slavery, all fuelled by the West's addictions and other "poisonous dependencies" and laundered and reinvested by the West's own financial industry. Interviews with former terrorists, intelligence officials and world-class economists enliven this thoughtful and informed analysis, but evidence of the FBI and CIA being prevented by the Clinton and Bush administrations from fully investigating the real (Saudi) sources of Islamist terrorism and of the real motives for the campaigns in Afghanistan and Iraq could create a political firestorm here and abroad. [Publishers Weekly] UP! 12 STEPS TO A HEALTHY HOME: PROTECTING YOUR CHILDREN 11. DECLARE YOUR HOME A SMOKE-FREE ZONE Exposure to someone else's tobacco smoke increases your child's risk of developing cancer, in addition to frequent colds, allergies, asthma, and recurrent ear infections. Tobacco smoke releases benzene into the air, exposure to which by humans is a cause of leukaemia, the leading form of childhood cancer in the United States. UP! 12 STEPS TO A HEALTHY HOME: PROTECTING YOUR CHILDREN 12. HAVE YOUR HOME CHECKED FOR RADON A radioactive gas which enters your house from the soil. Scientists estimate that seventeen million homes in the U.S. may still contain unacceptable radon levels. http://www.mdheal.org/protecti.htm U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U UP P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P
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