LE FIGHTBACK //YOU UPGRADEmag// june 5.  2001
The UPGRADEmag is a global edutainment round-up ‘broadcast’ weekly to =[10,003]= Trance// New Age// Alternative// Activist folks who have been recommended to the Parallel YOUniversity/ Megatripolis Dance Dept as "showing signs of life".  Since many choose to forward it to their own lists, we estimate 22,000+ recipients. And, because of its less 'specialist' content, it's increasingly being posted on a variety of sites worldwide, making a total weeky ‘readership’ of, conservatively, 240,000+
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STOP PRESS!  DEN OF ENLIGHTENMENT TO BE NAMED CLUB OF THE WEEK IN JUNE 14'S EVENING STANDARD


********************* this week's astro energy report ******************
Feeling a bit subdued? It's time to think and rethink and pay attention to our inner lives. We can now transform old thought patterns, which no longer serve, and old beliefs, which are no longer true for us.  Play with a group of friends this weekend, and get ready for a big burst of energy beginning June 12. 
Check
www.daykeeperjournal.com for details.
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YOU 2410

SAT JUNE 16     GURU DAVE'S REBIRTHDAY
Yes, folks, at exactly 5am on the night of the next Den of E, Guru Dave tells us he'll have been enlightened for exactly one year!
Dave 'woke up' at this time in Greenwich, 2000, zero degrees longitude - incidentally, exactly where
Benjamin Creme and Paco Raban predicted the Messiah would appear.  Dave, however, modestly discounts such theories.
It happened at 5a.m.  Stunned and amused, he said out loud
"I think…  I'm enlightened!" His girlfriend, sitting near him, said, "I thought you were going to say that!"
Guru Dave has been teaching ever since, at Mysteries Psychic shop, and now regularly at the Den of Enlightenment, amazing ravers in powerful dialogue sessions:  The Den's resident Wizard will present the Den's resident Guru will a paper flower garland made by Rosie, Queen of Clubs (erstwhile Megatripolis hostess) and we also hear Rainbow Lizzie is preparing a Re-Birthday Cake.
See elsewhere for details of the next
Den

YOU 2412

THURS JUNE 7    THE UK GENERAL ELECTION
We probably can't persuade you to vote in the UK General Election.  ONLY DON'T SAY THEY''RE ALL THE SAME, NOT WHEN SO MANY SAID IT ABOUT GORE AND BUSH AND WE ALL SEE NOW THE GIGANTIC DIFFERENCES BETWEEN THEM.

So maybe this latest campaign that's been sent in to the
Parallel YOUniversity has more appeal.  IF YOU WOULD LIKE TO SEE BRITAN LEAVE THE TORIES BEHIND IN THE 2ND MILLENNIUM WHERE THEY BELONG (if they ever belonged anywhere!) check out the next Tory Political Broadcast. They have a freephone number! That means that they pay for all calls to it.
Now, wouldn't it be a shame (it sez here) if some notty people carried the number -
08000 838 283 - around with them, and called it wherever they saw a phone box, and accidentally left the phone off the hook.  The call receiver can't hang up, u c?  And, naturally, if enuff people forwarded this to all their friends, Thatcher's Ghost might be laid to rest forever.  (it sez here)
Ah, that's 08000 838 283.

YOU 2413
San Francisco

SAT JUNE 9      THE HEALTH & HARMONY SATURDAY NIGHT TECHNO-TRIBAL COMMUNITY DANCE
- presented by HEALTH & HARMONY FESTIVAL and THE MYSTIC BEAT LOUNGE
LOST AND LAST, MEDICINE DRUM with special guest EAGLE SPIRIT and LUMIN
ALSO...DJ Zack Darling, Fontain's M.U.S.E., Oddvillian Side Show, Art of Spirit, Calliope Stilt Troupe, Majinga the Magician
Organic Food and Chai, Solstice Ritual, Mask Dancers, Giant Puppets, Aerialists, Video Imagery, Healing Temple, Natural Foods Cafe and much more...
Bring a spirit of interaction, connection, playfulness, and expression.  Colorful dress and spontaneous performance are welcome
Grace Pavilion, Sonoma County Fairgrounds, Santa Rosa (just next to the Health & Harmony Festival off Hwy.12)   7pm to 1am $20.   All Ages. Alcohol free  (707) 547-9355
www.harmonyfestival.com and www.mysticbeatlounge.com
info@mysticbeatlounge.com
TICKETS: Copperfield's Books, Whole Food Markets, Oliver's Market, Santa Rosa Community Market, Incredible Records, Harmonics, Open Heart Bookstore, Organic Groceries, Real Goods, Marin Outdoors, Food 4 Humans, Book Passage (Corte Madera), Mendocino Book Co (Ukiah), A Clean Well-Lighted Place for Books (SF).  Also through Ticketweb at 866-468-3399 and on-line at
www.harmonyfestival.com.

YOU 2414

Los Angeles
SAT JUNE 8              THE LEARNING PARTY #10
Envision the Eco-Village. Spoken word presentation by Twist over live ambient jam w/visuals. Voce chakra chanting w/Phil Harrington. Live performance by Uterine Chrome: Psychotronic breakbeat improv w/Eliza (bluegirl) & Eklektro. Mark Trance live.
Learning Party DJs: 
Damaru, Mighty I, Twist, Taffee. Visuals by InnerLight Medicine
Show
and Magical Mystery Lab.
http://www.learningparty.com/core.html

YOU 2415

THE WINTER FORECAST
It was autumn, and the Indians on the remote reservation asked their new Chief if the winter was going to be cold or mild.  Since he was an Indian Chief in a modern society, he had never been taught the old secrets, so, when he looked at the sky, he couldn't tell what the weather was going to be. Nevertheless, to be on the safe side, he replied to his tribe that the winter was indeed going to be cold and that the members of the village
should collect wood to be prepared. But also being a practical leader, after several days he got an idea. He went to the phone booth, called the National Weather Service and asked, "Is the coming winter going to be cold?"
"It looks like this winter is going to be quite cold indeed,"
the meteorologist at the weather service responded.

So the Chief went back to his people and told them to collect even more wood in order to be prepared. A week later he repeated his call to the National Weather service. "Is it going to be a very cold winter?" "Yes," the man at National Weather Service again replied, "it's going to be a very cold winter."

The Chief again went back to his people and ordered them to collect every scrap of wood they could find. Two weeks later he called the National Weather Service once more. "Are you absolutely sure that the winter is going to be very cold?" "Absolutely," the man replied. "It's going to be one of the coldest winters ever. "How can you be so sure?" the Chief asked. The weatherman replied, "The Indians are collecting wood like crazy."

YOU 2416
London
SUN JUNE 10     HUBBLE BUBBLE
This month HB goes EASTERN EUROPEAN GYPSY STYLE with all guests being underground bands from overseas.  HB proudly presents ""MUKKA"" resplendent with their ROMANIAN DIVA!  This is dance music Balkan style.  "PECA" a Hungarian trio
Mixes new wave with sufi!  Throw in to the mix a couple of ""Raqs sharqi"" belly dancers, Leila on trapeze, legendary DJ Nelson Dilation and mesmerizing lights and visuals to complete the magic.
Food, a chill out area and Hubble Bubble pipes help you recharge after what is a guaranteed time of pure pleasure, Go get some if you dare.
Union Chapel Studio, Compton Ave, N1. (High & Isl tube)  7-12pm.  £6. A free CD for first 20 arrivals.   0795 116 7654 more/latest info at
http://www.guilfin.net/database/showevent.php3?ev_id=evINET583

YOU 2417

BILL GATES V GENERAL MOTORS
Bill Gates recently compared the computer industry with the auto industry, stating:
"If
GM had kept up with the technology like the computer industry has, we would all be
driving $25 cars that got 1,000 miles to the gallon."

In response,
General Motors has now issued a press release stating:
"If
GM had developed technology like Microsoft, we would all be driving cars with the following characteristics:
l.      For no reason whatsoever, your car would crash twice a day.
2.      Every time they repainted the lines in the road, you would have to buy a new car.
3.       Occasionally your car would die on the freeway for no reason. You would have to pull over to the side of the road, close all the windows, shut off the car, restart it,
and reopen the windows before you could continue. For some reason you would simply accept this.
4.      
Macintosh would make a car that was powered by the sun, was reliable, five times as fast and twice as easy to drive - but it would run on only 5% of roads.
5.      The oil, water temperature, and alternator warning lights would all be replaced by a single "General Protection Fault" warning light.
6.      The airbag system would ask "are you sure" before deploying.
7.      Occasionally, for no reason whatsoever, your car would lock you out and refuse to let you in until you simultaneously lifted the door handle, turned the key and grabbed hold of the radio antenna.
8.      Every time GM introduced a new car, car buyers would have to learn to drive all over again because none of the controls would operate in the same manner as the old car.
9.      You'd have to press the "Start" button to turn the engine off.

YOU 2418

THURS EVE JUNE 21 PUT IT IN YOUR DIARY AND PASS IT ON!
FIRST DAY OF SUMMER ROLLING BLACKOUT
7-10PM WORLDWIDE, ALL TIME ZONES        
A simple protest and symbolic act against George Bush's lack of emphasis on efficiency, conservation and alternative fuels.
PLEASE participate in a global voluntary ROLLING BLACKOUT on this, the first day of summer.  If everyone does it from 7-10pm in his or her time zone, it will roll it around the planet.
PLEASE turn out your lights, unplug whatever you can unplug, light a candle to the Sun Goddess, kiss and tell or not, take a stroll in the dark, invent ghost stories, anything that's not electronic - have fun in the dark.
PLEASE forward this email as widely as possible, including your government representatives and environmental allies.  Let them know we want global education, participation and funding in conservation, efficiency and alternative fuel efforts - and an end to over-exploitation and misuse of the earth's resources.
Remember that, in the same breath that the
Cheney-Bush team tells us that "conservation can't help, it'll just be too expensive to implement those technologies," they're also telling us how easy it is to develop and deploy weapons for blowing incoming ICBMs out of the sky.

YOU 2419

RAVE CRACKDOWN// LE FIGHTBACK CONTINUES!
With the French government about to pass a law which would allow les gendarmes to close down unlicensed parties and confiscate sound equipment (well well, where have we heard this before?) much of the FIGHTBACK action these last few weeks has been in France.

Paris
SAT JUNE 16     APPEL A LA MANIFESTATION UNITAIRE FESTIVE

A l’occasion de son Assemblée Générale Extraordinaire du 23 mai,
Technopol a adopté une résolution commune avec les représentants de la scène «FREE PARTIES» invités: une grande manifestation festive unitaire associant sound systèmes et l’ensemble des acteurs et amateurs de la scène électronique aura lieu samedi 16 juin sur le thème de «LAISSEZ-NOUS DANSER!».
Les artistes de la scène électronique, les organisateurs, les labels et médias impliqués par la nouvelle génération électronique et leur public demanderont une nouvelle fois le retrait immédiat de l’amendement, l’arrêt de la répression et le retour au dialogue. Chacun manifestera au son de sa propre musique pour demander le retrait de l’amendement du député Mariani et contre les mesures sécuritaires du gouvernement.
Pour le droit à la fête!
TECHNOPOL DÉNONCE :
- la répression violente du sit-in pacifique de Toulouse (charge de CRS, confiscation et bris de matériel photos et vidéo…).
- le fossé d’incompréhension entre jeunes et représentants des pouvoirs publics.
- l’amalgame répressif envers l’ensemble de la scène électronique. Depuis la date de l’amendement Mariani et de la médiatisation qui s’en est suivie, de nouveaux refus d’autorisation et des interdits touchent toutes sortes d’événements électroniques. Les faits s’accumulent et touchent des lieux aussi variés que des bars, des clubs, des salles de spectacles et des festivals. La saison d’été 2001 est menacée. De plus, comment pourrait-on demander aux organisateurs de « free parties » de faire une déclaration préalable aux « rassemblements festifs à caractère musical » quand on réprime déjà ceux qui respecte le cadre législatif?
TECHNOPOL DEMANDE le retrait de l’amendement et la mise en place d’un nouveau dialogue
Les
FREE PARTIES sont des événements spontanés existant en France depuis près de dix ans. Face à l’expression d’un besoin communautaire de milliers de jeunes voulant se réunir entre eux dans un cadre non commercial, pacifique et propice à l’éclosion d’une nouvelle génération d’artistes. Technopol plaide pour une réponse politique intelligente et responsable. Cette culture émergente et alternative doit associer tous les acteurs concernés : les organisateurs de fête amateurs et associatifs, les ministères de la Culture, de la Jeunesse et des Sports et de l’Intérieur, les élus locaux, les associations de prévention, etc. Des travaux étaient en cours afin de trouver des réponses adaptées et concertées aux problèmes soulevés par ces rassemblements. Le dialogue entre les parties doit exister.

Rendez-vous à Paris place de la République à 14h pour une manifestation festive et final place de la Bastille.
Des infos pratiques concernant la manifestation seront communiquées ultérieurement.
Contact:
Technopol Association de défense, de reconnaissance et de promotion des musiques et arts électroniques
Tel 01 42 47 84 75 / 01 42 47 84 76  fax 01 42 47 03 03
technopol@free.fr

YOU 2420

SUN JUNE 3  SHAMANARCHIC SUNDAY ZIPPY PICNIC REPORT
Around 4pm on Sunday the 3rd June a diverse band of countercultural evolutionaries descended once again on our secluded grove on Hampstead Heath to celebrate the annual institution of the Zippy Picnic (which seems to have been kept going by Fraser Clark since around 4000BC). Originally a celebration of the anniversary of the Encyclopaedia Psychedelica, last year this event underwent a millennial mutation into a spontaneous people’s potlatch, with its now legendary Goddess Invocation and Ginsberg Rite, initiated by the Dionysian Underground. This year the vibe was even more spontaneous and unstructured as many of the celebrants intoxicated themselves on absinthe, wine, music and smoke etc and let the event emerge from its teleological chaos.
The
dU had intended to perform an opening rite but this was proved to be unnecessary as spontaneity was evolving naturally from a small core of early arrivals. Instead a previously magically charged CD of Orphic music was played in accompaniment to the acoustic emergence from the Zippy drummers and musicians. The resultant musical dialectic shifting the mood further into the psychedelic as soap bubbles began to drift across the hill.
The event also became an unofficial birthday celebration as birthday boy James from across the hill joined us. Whereas last year was a celebration of the media star Ginsberg, this year was a higher celebration of the star inside even the most ‘ordinary’ person.
Memory begins to fail me at this point, but fragmentary memories remain of later highlights including a Sheela Na Gig event in the woods, with a living fountain rite, fertilising the foliage; a freeform invocation of Kate Bush by John Constable and friends; free ‘brain machine’ sessions; and a surprise visit from a group of Aztec shamans.
All of the above combined to make the 2001 Zippy Picnic a (partially) memorable magickal and liberatory event.
Steve A/Dionysian Underground

'If you can remember the 2001 Zippy Picnic you weren't there!'

YOU 2421

VIRUS ALERT HOAX
there's a new virus hoax going around that tries to trick you into deleting a file that you need.   as usual this hoax is spreading like mad.
For goddess's sake, be aware of this kind of "spam virus"   the best way is to always check on any virus warning before you forward it to loadsa people.
You can do this by clicking this link to those nice symantec people
http://www.symantec.com/avcenter/index.htmlhttp://www.symantec.com/avcenter/index.html
click on the search link and type in the name of the virus you are worried about.  99% of the time the words hoax will be returned.  As in the current case:-

AVERT HOAX Notice!!
McAfee AVERT Labs would like to inform you of a new email HOAX.
Although, the SULFNBK.EXE file may become infected by a number of valid viruses (most commonly W32/Magistr@MM) the details of this HOAX message are not based on actual events.

We are advising users who receive the email to delete the message and DO NOT
pass it on as this is how an email HOAX propagates.

In the event that the SULFNBK.EXE file was deleted erroneously, the following method may be used to restore the file from backup:

Windows 98 Instructions
1) Click START - RUN, type SFC and hit ENTER
2) In the "Specify the system file you would like to restore" field, type
C:\WINDOWS\COMMAND\SULFNBK.EXE and hit ENTER
3) In the RESTORE FROM field, type in the path to your WINDOWS CAB files
(ie. C:\WINDOWS\OPTIONS\CABS)
(ie. D:\WIN98 where D is the drive letter assigned to your CD-ROM)
4) Click OK and continue with the restore function

Windows ME Instructions
1) Click START - RUN, type MSCONFIG and hit ENTER
2) Click the Extract Files button
3) In the "Specify the system file you would like to restore" field, type
C:\WINDOWS\COMMAND\SULFNBK.EXE and hit ENTER
4) In the RESTORE FROM field, type in the path to your WINDOWS CAB files
(ie. C:\WINDOWS\OPTIONS\INSTALL)
5) Click OK and continue with the restore function
<sent in by spyder>

YOU 2422

"Everywhere people are actually talking to each other!"  Time Out

SAT JUNE 16     DEN OF ENLIGHTENMENT 4
                THE After Cannabis Carnival Party Party!!
Presented by Parallel YOUniversity (purveyors of legendary clubs like Megatripolis and the Warp Experience)

1.       DIN OF ENLIGHTENMENT DANCEFLOOR  enlightening psi-fi trance
Ultra (resident)      Lee Techtonic (Warp Experience)    Marco Arnaldi (Megatripolis)

2.      TRIBADELICATESSEN   Hiroki from Japan as Techno Mongoloid, Pok and The New Space Goats
3am after party  - DJ Dalaman
(Mandala Posse)

3.      CROW'S NEST THEATRE Tantric Cabaret with scenes from The Southwark Mysteries by John Constable previously performed at the Globe theatre and Southwark Cathedral
"Like Shakespeare on acid"  Time Out
3am Ambient After Party with The Liberated Astronaut (aka Steve Radford of Mr.Night & Day/Knights of the Occasional Table)...

"Shaman and rave culture theoretician, DEN promoter Fraser Clark is a passionate believer in collective global consciousness-raising, party-style."  S-X mag

4.      PLAYSHOP  "THIS HOUSE BELIEVES THAT IN THE FUTURE PERFECT STATE NO CITIZEN SHOULD BE ALLOWED TO AVOID TAKING THEIR MONTHLY NHS PSYCHEDELIC"  Proposed by Fraser Clark.
+ Enlightenment Intensive with Guru Dave + Inter Ference: Oratorio Musicali  + Talking Circle

"Everywhere people are actually talking to each other, swapping ideas, views, phone numbers. "  Time Out
DEN OF ENLIGHTENMENT  11pm- 6am
Imperial Gardens, 299 Camberwell New Road, SE5  £10/6concs   INFO: 0207-813-9685 
www.parallel-youniversity.com
ADVANCE TICKETS from ACCESS ALL AREAS, Camden
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"From Camberwell to nirvana in seven hours, the Enlightenment starts here." Time Out

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