repetitive beats//YOU UPGRADE// feb 13  2001

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UK 'REPETITIVE BEATS' LEGISLATION REPEATING IN AMERICA!  (YOU 2292)
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fraser,
nice American rave rant!  we're highlighting it in DJ mag too - and on the website.   Keep it on!
Carl Loben/DJ Mag.

the ezine never fails to inform & inspire. :)
flowerchile

What delightful and diverse diatribes, discourses and diversions!
djpercy.

YOU 2288        WHY is lemon juice made with artificial flavour when dishwashing liquid's made with real lemons?
FEB     PSYCHEDELIC / GLOBAL BREAKBEATS PLAYLIST
1.  Doof, SK.2K. Twisted.
2.  Outernational Spacelords,
Cape East. Elektrolux.
3.  Steffe,
Heart of Fire. Dubmission.
4.  Zion Train,
Movement of the People. Universal Egg.
5.  Steffe,
Celebration. Gliss.
6.  Purple Om,
Armageddon Dub. Dragonfly.
7.  Solar Quest,
Carronbrig. Transient.
8.  Tricky Cris,
Arrival. Elektrolux.
9.  The Rootsman,
Mother of Nature. Third Eye.
10.Pfink,
First Day. ZipDog.
<compiled by Unity Dub>

YOU 2289        WHY don't you ever see the headline "PSYCHIC WINS LOTTERY"?

SUN FEB 18              
FUNDRAISER FOR GUJARAT EARTHQUAKE VICTIMS
Some of the biggest names in Indian classical music join hands with top British musicians.  Sarod maestro Ustad Amjad Ali Khan and magical bansuri flautist Pandit Hariprasad Chaurasia will perform with their young disciples, Ustad Amjad Ali Khan's sons Amaan & Ayaan Ali Bangash and Rupak Kulkarni respectively.  Hariprasad Chaurasia will also be joined by jazz guitar legend John McLaughlin.  The evening will open with the Michael Nyman Band. . PLUS a rare UK appearance by Praful Dave, Gujarat's leading folk singer.
HRH the Prince of Wales, patron, with all proceeds to the DEC (Disasters Emergency Committee) India Earthquake Appeal, the Prime Minister of India's National Relief Fund.
Royal Festival Hall.  7.30pm.  TICKETS - Box Office (020 7960 4242)  £50 - £10.    INFO  020 8742 9911
penny@amc.org.uk

YOU 2290        Why do doctors call what they do "practice"?

THURS FEB 15    FIRESTARTER UNDERGROUND NIGHT
The true festival season kikks off with 7 festi-bands and a multitude of weird performers, for the release of the New Firestarter CD.
UPSTAIRS BRITISH UNDERGROUND Project featuring very cool alternative new labels.
DOWN STAIRS - FIRESTARTER STAGE   SWARAJ - Nu Asian Beats DJ`s.Featuring the DJ`s Khushdoo and Roundeye.   TOP CATS - superstar Ska act.   SKINNY SUMO - jumpin' kickin' live Drum and Bass and Rap.  SHOD COLLECTIVE--two stand up bassists, Brazilian tinged Vocals, steaming funk, soul jazzters . MONKEY STEALS THE DRUM - alternative Hardcore outfit, John Peel fave.  P.A.I.N - official Launch of the PAIN Ouch CD - the quintessential UK Ska and Punk. MY ASTRO LOVER - Lo Fi , hi energy Trash Punksters.
DJ `S THE
HOUSE WIVES CHOICE - Girlee punk DJ`
MC`S - The
CHAMELEON - International maverick comedy and chaotic trickery.  CONTINENTAL DRIFTS FREAK SHOW -AROUND AND ABOUTPLUS many amazing performers and circus artists rarely found beyond the Big Top and The Street.  MECHANICAL FRACTURE - Crazy robotic stunts and statues.    HIGH RISE - weirdo rubber clad aliens.  LEGENDARY LYNN - CARMEN MIRANDA- 12 foot high Brazilian Beauty.  ECLIPSE - mindboggling Stage UV and Black light performance  FREAKS - other world walkabout artists.  CIRQU -- funky disco tear about.  OTHER HALVES - mashed up angelic acrobalance stars.
@: Garage, 20-22 Highbury Corner, N5.  0207 607 1818
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YOU 2291        WHY do they nail down the lids of coffins?

UK's 'REPETITIVE BEATS' LEGIS-LATION REPEATING IN AMERICA!
JUST SAY NO - TO DANCING!
Goddess, whatta week it's been since my celebration of the current US GOVERNMENT RAVE CRACKDOWN article in the last UP!GRADE!  Was it really only a week ago?!
It seems the Final Phase of the Final Battle has begun as the New Culture captures the power centre of the planet (America), and as the Old begins to fight back in vain and way way too late.  Some of us have been waiting and predicting this for a decade now (yet only a decade!!!!?)
First came proof that it's the US Government that's behind it all.  Emails started pouring in to the YOUniversity's site telling us that, simultaneously with the 3 young New Orleans promoters being bust by abusive (and illegal!) use of "Crack House" laws, "cheating" new legislation is being applied in other parts of the USA.  Here's one report from the
Orlando Sentinel:-

ORANGE MAY CALL LAST DANCE AT NEW CLUBS
IN ITS ZEAL TO STOMP OUT DRUG-PLAGUED RAVE PARTIES, ORANGE COUNTY WANTS NEW CLUB OWNERS TO JUST SAY NO -- TO DANCING!
If County Chairman Rich Crotty has his way, a proposed law would ban dancing at any new club.
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like i said last week:  governments when pressed
always increase the laws and the penalties.  but this particular absurdity can only mean the powers-that-be are feeling maximum pressure!
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The real target is rave clubs, the all-night party spots where dancing, pulsating music and strobe lights are often combined with recreational drugs.  "We will not let parts of Orange County be transformed into Rave Street Station," Crotty said.
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meaning:  they ARE being transformed! 
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Assistant County Attorney Joel Prinsell said that while the First Amendment protects free speech, expression and even dancing, it does not protect dance clubs.  "That argument is without merit," Prinsell said. "There's no constitutional right to dance with strangers." 
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can you believe this stuff, oh mature youropean ravers?!  oh yes, we certainly can - because we had to face down all this shit ourselves!
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County officials say they're willing to take extreme measures to combat the increasing problem of drug use -- and overdose deaths -- in Central Florida.  The sweeping plan to curb dancing may be aimed directly at a proposed club in east Orange County.  Residents in the Azalea Park neighborhood have complained to Commissioner Mary I. Johnson about the planned opening of a club at the intersection of State Roads 436 and 50, east of Orlando.
The owner of the proposed club, Mike Zaccardo, said the new proposal is too much. "I'm pretty darn sure that they are violating my constitutional rights, and I think they know it," said Zaccardo, adding that he plans on fighting the law in court.  "Their whole strategy is to wear me out mentally and financially. Well, they're definitely wearing me out, but it's not over. I'm motivated more than ever."
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meanwhile," as last week's UP pointed out, "the real intention of this abuse of the law is to produce one less promoter on the street"
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A public hearing will precede the commissioners' vote next Tuesday.  County Commissioner Clarence Hoenstine said Monday that he looked forward to approving the proposal into law at next week's meeting.  "If it was up to me, I wouldn't allow any of these clubs," he said. "But I know we live in a free society."
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come on, leave the Stage quietly, go relax on the Fossil Shelf why don't you?!
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Within 24 hours the authorities in Orlando were beginning to realise that their shit had hit a lotta 'fans', as the next day's Sentinel reported:

OUTCRY GREETS ATTACK ON DANCE CLUBS
In the click of a mouse, news of the county's proposed nine-month ban has swept the country.  Hundreds of messages deriding the plan were posted on Web sites.  Irate local residents started petition drives and phone-calling campaigns and made plans to speak up at Tuesday's meeting before the county commission is scheduled to vote on the plan.
"I just can't imagine a mature adult in a political office proposing something like this,"
said Daniel Fuller, 29, a disc jockey who writes about local music for an Internet site  "The national media is going to pick up on this. We're going to be a joke."

NOT ABOUT DANCING
Crotty appeared frustrated by the outcry.  "People think I'm against dancing. I don't think it's a bit about dancing."
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it's about a new shamanic social model, Mr Chairman, your competitive puritan model is increasingly obviously not working.  as Dylan sang last time round: Don't stand in the doorway don't block up the halls.
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None of the local officials said they wanted to stop dancing. 
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did they but know it! 
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But, when residents began complaining about the possibility of a club at the corner of State Roads 50 and 436, officials were sympathetic.  Hundreds of residents of the nearby Azalea Park neighborhood held meetings, signed petitions and called their county commissioner, Mary I. Johnson, begging for help.  "I can't go to the mall, the store, the church, anywhere, without somebody stopping me," Johnson said TuesdayCrotty said he too felt the residents' pain when he listened to residents vent about their fears.
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culturally armed camps, sounds of cultural war horns, trumpet clarion calls, as culturally armed champions arise on both sides.
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LEGAL QUESTIONS
But is his plan legal?  Several experts on constitutional laws said they thought Orange County's proposed ordinance would have a tough time holding up in court.  Most notably, they said they thought that it violates the right to due process.  In layman's terms, the law presumes guilt instead of innocence -- punishing would-be clubs for the problems associated with existing clubs.  "You also have to ask yourself if it's good public policy," said Marshall Croddy, an attorney with the Constitutional Rights Foundation, a nonprofit group in California.
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dem hippy types are jumping into the new social frontline like battle-hardened warriors looking for the cultural zeitgeist.  and they HAVE found one! 
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County Attorney Tom Wilkes acknowledged Tuesday that the situation was a tough one.  He described the proposed law as a stopgap that would buy the county time to develop more specific rules to control new clubs.  "Dancing is not the issue," Wilkes said. "Behavior at some of the places that allow dancing is the issue."

i think we're seeing the first cracks in the establishment's crackdown.  do their best young minds see the folly the elders are leading them into?  perhaps they already sense that this is an unwinnable war as is any war against the people?

so i started looking into my back diaries, and came up with this public statement I made during the
1995-96 Zippy Pronoia Tour To US


QUESTION
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WHAT DOES THE UK's CRIMINAL JUSTICE BILL (REPETITIVE BEATS) HAVE TO DO WITH AMERICA?"
As 100,000 British ravers demonstrate against the Criminal Justice Bill, the real answer to the above question is to ask a further question:  why is the British government so afraid of the Rave Spirit?
And the very simple answer is that House music and ecstatic dancing clears peoples' minds of conditioning, which potentially allows them to envision a much more perfect and happy way of living together than will EVER be possible within our present user-unfriendly System.  Simple partying and House music would threaten nobody if there was little wrong with our society.  But there is a hell of a lot wrong!
As Rave Culture grows (a Culture meaning a lot more than just going to an occasional party) and as the government tries to repress it, the faults (in the Old Culture) become more and more glaring.  A day will come when every town in America will boast its very own Rave posse or two, and each of them will want (quite naturally) to live the primary myth of Rave Culture and take their sound system to the forest and "common land", there to dance barefoot on the grass. 
That's when this issue will go nuclear.  I know it sounds unlikely.  But every non-zippy British raver thought that, and now look.  100,000 ravers demonstrating against the Criminal Justice Bill. {The Repetitive Beats' Law}
Finally, if there is to be any hope for us all, and by that I mean the planet, an issue will arise that is so basic and harmless that it can unite all the disparate and partial voices of the Alternative Community.  Do we have the right to dance barefoot on the grass whenever the whim hits us, or don't we?  DO WE NEED A FOOKIN' LICENCE TO DANCE OR DON'T WE?!! 
At which point the Rave Spirit, or whatever you want to call it, will supply the Glue (as it has done in the UK) that can finally pull all People of Good Will together, who can all agree that here is an issue where we can't fudge and mudge.  Either you can dance on the grass when you like or you can't.  And as more and more people see more and more events attacked and the mere fact of having fun criminalised, and begin to think 'What is this country coming to?' then watch out, America, a Sea Change will be at hand.  YOU CAN'T HAVE A PERFECT CLUB IN AN IMPERFECT SOCIETY.  YOU HAVE TO CHANGE SOCIETY."
I hope I'm wrong, I really do.  But  I  do  not  think  so.   I wish the present dominators would work with and learn from this positive new arising of the Human Spirit to bring about peacefully the re-balancing of the social structure that is so clearly necessary, but ... time will tell, and has already told in Europe.
That is why we came here to the USA.  The Final Battle for the Human Soul will be decided here in America.  And you, dear Raver or Raver-to-be, are destined to be on the front line, and already are, whether you yet realise it or not.
Your planet needs you.  Take courage.

And, the very next day's Sentinel reported that, even before Tuesday's vote, the Right was already in retreat

Caught off guard by an outraged public, Orange County officials are scaling back a proposed ban on all new dance clubs.  The proposal now might last no more than 60 days -- and may affect only one club.
The changes came after officials were inundated with calls from Orlando and across the country.
"I never thought this would work," said Amy Schneider, a 20-year-old hotel reservationist who helped organize a protest by her 20-something friends. "This isn't about clubs or atmosphere or music. It's about personal decisions."  Similar -- but less-polite -- thoughts were echoed on Internet chat rooms, such as the one at OrlandoSentinel.com, where computer users called the proposal "backwoods," "backwater," and "moronic."
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note that it only seems "
moronic" when looking back from the Third Millennium.  this is actually pretty much how the Puritan Materialist Competitive Dinosaur Culture has traditionally kept the Cooperative Shamanrchic Culture under control.  until now! when it's grown and spread too much for these methods to work.
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yes, folks, a Battle that is bigger and more final than any in humanity's history has entered its final phase.  it is between a dangerously competitive, dying culture and the new democratic, tolerant, cooperative, group-minded shamanic dance culture that is to reptile it.  it is far, far bigger than anyone in america yet suspects.  and it could be YOUR last chance to make a real difference.

here's a final quote, from a letter I published in
MONDO magazine in 1993, which hints at the enormity of where america is now heading:-

THE SHAMANARCHY WAVE
"Dear Mondoids,
The currents of House pop - the necessary first shake-it-all-loose stage of Rave Culture, (the next being Trance & Ambient) already swirl undeniably round America’s ankles.  But in Europe, still 3 years ahead, the next tide, the
Shamanarchy Wave, prepares to finally swamp America and then the planet in a brand new cultural glue that has the potential to stick all the disparate parts of our revolution back together.
The fact is that the UK Rave scene, far from getting bashed out of existence by Thatcher's Crackdown, has actually BEEN PUSHED UNDERGROUND, which is a totally different thing. 
With their bucks no longer guaranteed, for example, the trendy big money/ fashion promoters have been squeezed out, thus purifying and further advancing the scene here.
And so, underground and mostly illegal, the real Acid House scene has continued to expand, massively, and has now birthed a “festi-rave”, “Hippy House” crossover counterculture that is rapidly becoming radicalised, politicised, ecologised, culturally rooted, hedonically opened - and all within the current deepening, ongoing, unstoppably bankrupt Slump & Final Collapse of the Old Competitive System etc.
If a new culture doesn’t make its appearance soon to connect us all into a movement that grabs back control of the planet, then all the new tecno in MONDO’s pages will ultimately maximise killing Iraqis and economically enslaving Russians.
The whole Shamanarchy culture consists of people living and working communally, as posses of urban nomads, illegal tribes of techno guerillas, but in such increasing numbers that they are starting to explode onto the overground - raves being the cultural flashpoints.

 For many of Fraser's other predictions on Rave Culture check THE BOOK OF RAVeLATIONS on:
   http://easyweb.easynet.co.uk/fraserclark/

YOU 2292        WHY can't they make the whole plane out of the same substance as the indestructible black box?

Sheffield, UK
WED FEB 14      
SUNDAZE VALENTINE'S DAY SPECIAL
Arrive early for a sofa seat, pop in for a cocktail before dinner, or wander down later to soak in the chic.  Get in the mood with candles, chilled music, visual projections and love hearts provided by those ol' romantics DJs  Mouli, Unity Dub & Dr. Chill and on projections the visual-artist-fundamentally-known-as-Stephen-Carley.  Expect a mix of funky breaks, sexy divas, cool beats and a little slushy loungecore.
Revolution, Mappin St.  7-11pm.  FREE
sundaze@easyliving.com

YOU 2293        WHY does rain drop but snow falls?

YOU FEEDBACK
"Drugs have become such an integral part of the rave circuit that there no longer appears to be any attempt to conceal their use."
For "attempt to conceal" read "we don't have the fookin' manpower to stop so many people making free choices!"
And even if we had the manpower we still wouldn't do it, because what manpower we have are doing it too!
Lil Hunky

YOU 2294        WHY is the guy who invests your money called a broker?

Paris
SUN FEB 18              
ELECTION DE SPICE B
BBB le Tea Dance Ethnik et Gay des Folies Pigalle organise la 3ème édition des Spice B, le black blanc ou Beur le plus épicé, very nice boy.
Il y aura un jury composé de gens de la presse et de la nuit pour élire le
spice boyz de l'année :
Vincent Mac Doom,Julien Guichard, (Têtu), Christophe Demoulin (Streetlife), Patrick Declein (tribu Move), Jean
Claude Jitrois
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Election des Spice B, 6pm-minuit, Folies Pigalle, 75009 Paris.

YOU 2295        WHY can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed?

YOU panspermia FEEDBACK
I don't know too much about the McKenna thing but I do think life came on comets/rocks etc though I think it would already be preformed bacteria.  This makes it more real for me.  For, if life was already bacteria which came to Earth, where did it come from?  (I know that you know that I know etc). And that's the beauty of it....
Look into a black hole and you can only get so far and then it breaks down.....look to the beginning of the Universe and you can only go 10^-36 secs after the big bang (pulse, whatever) and now even life itself cannot be found absolute.
What's it all about?  Looking outward only will ultimately break down.  Only by looking inward too will a balance be made where an unknowable universe will not only be accepted but be seen as positively the only natural state it could be.  Or is it........
Iain Hossack  :-)

PS (to your readers, and to swell the old ego)  Fraser put me on the train tracks 15 years ago and I've never looked back since.  He's to blame!!

YOU 2296        WHY doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?

For dates and details on THE SMITHKLINE BEECHAM PRODUCT DAY; ANIMAL RIGHTS DEMO, phone  0121-632-64-60

YOU2297 WHY is rush hour the time with the slowest traffic?

MEGATRIPOLIS RETURNS!
THE RUMOURS WE REPORTED LAST WEEK ARE DEFINITELY TRUE!  THEIR NEW FORTNIGHTLY CLUB IS GOING TO BE CALLED
TTHHEE  DDEENN OF  EENNLLIIGGHHTTEENNMMEENNTT
AND IT'S LAUNCHING IN EARLY APRIL.  LOOK OUT FOR THE PRIMORDIAL SOUKH!!!   AND WATCH THIS SPACE!!!

YOU 2298        WHY do we turn down the volume on the radio when we're driving around looking for an address?

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