go//YOU UPGRADEmag// april 17 2001
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this UPGRADE's shorter than usual while we rest from our labours with the new club.  we'll be properly back on april 24th
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just a quick note to say cheers for the 7th - it was completely beautiful & i can't wait to come back on the 5th of may. 
fraser you really know how to bring people together in joy learning & harmony :)
respect from the holistic hippy!!
Flower
xoxoxoxoxox

YOU 2295        50-YEAR STUDY PROVES DIET AND EXERCISE KEYS TO WEIGHT LOSS  - 2050 headline

San Francisco
SAT APRIL 21    NAMASTE @ MISSION ROCK
HOUSE (UPSTAIRS) STARTING AT 10PM MARKIE / RASOUL / JENO / ELLEN
RARE GROOVES (OUTSIDE) @ 9PM CB / LORIN / JAMES / GAVIN
817 CHINA BASIN WAY.  9pm-5am   $15   (MONTHLY 3RD SAT)

YOU 2296        TEXAS EXECUTES LAST REMAINING CITIZEN - 2050 headline

party had a nice feel to it.  crows nest was excellent.
perhaps you could move the food. I didn't really spot it until i was leaving. mind you, if you opened up the garden then you could put it out there?
looking forward to the next one!
andy p

YOU 2297

THURS APRIL 19  HEADMIX LAUNCH PARTY
After 2 years in the studio, Headmix launch their new album, produced by ZION TRAIN and AL SCOT (Levellers and Eliza Carthy).  A night of acoustic meets dance in an Afro Celtic mindblowing stomp with conscious vibe.
TARANTISM - also have a new album out including dance mixes by the likes of Bi Polar and Simon Emmerson, kicking festival fanatics.
DJ - SIMON EMMERSON (AFRO CELT SOUNDSYSTEM), PERCH (ZION TRAIN)
Garage, 20-22 Highbury Corner, N5   £5.  0207 607 1818  £5.  02085093353  
christofu@continentaldrifts.uk.com
www.continentaldrifts.uk.com

YOU 2298        BABY CONCEIVED NATURALLY  - 2050 headline

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CHINA ONE.  AMERICA NIL
I count the recent China Spy Plane incident as a millennial change event.  In the hippy times it was fairly common knowledge that America lost the Vietnam War because its generals were chess players while Ho Chi Minh's commanders played GO.  A key aim of GO is to tempt your opponent into defining a position for which you can then draw him into making a costly stand.  Imperceptibly, at first, you lead him to increase his investment until, so great has its status and value become to him, that he's forced into defending something of no intrinsic value with a force  that's totally out of proportion.
Not easy to put in words, but  easy to spot from the sidelines.  The classic example was Khe San where the US Army ended up reinforcing and re-supplying a totally anonymous Vietnamese hilltop in the middle of nowhere, only to finally have to abandon it under growing pressure ("but why did the damn gooks even want the fookin hill in the first place?!")  This humiliation and psychological defeat led directly to the overall American collapse.
China's demand for an apology was designed to tempt the inexperienced young machoman to assume a definitive position AGAINST.  As soon as he firmly ruled that out he was doomed.  China's leader remained totally aloof on his South American tour, and Bush was left twisting and turning on the hook of his own making until finally having to give in because, fundamentally, he was defending a totally absurd position.  Why?  Because obviously everybody is "very sorry" about the death of anyone
If Bush's advisers had been GO players they'd have spotted the gambit and immediately expressed sorrow for all suffering on BOTH sides! (where he finally arrived a tortuous week later)
Subsequesnt developments have continued to leave the Americans outplayed.  For all their brute power, they've been made to look to the rest of the world like bluffing, blustering, bad losers and almost bullies. 
But the most important effect has been on their home audience, that Great American Public which has recently been shown to have such a radically different view on so many global events to the rest of the world community.  For what I reckon is the very first time in history (which is the truly millennial aspect) the American government has talked to its people about the suffering of a single foreignerCan you believe it!?  Usually a hundred Gooks, Palestinians or Iraquis don't even equal one American loss.  Until now only Roman citizens were regarded as "real people".  But here's the American public being invited by their president to "feel sorry " for a "gook"!
The Russians, far more of a threat militarily, were also chess players, and hence easily defeated simply by diirect confrontation.  GO players don't confront, except to make you look in the wrong place - until they're ready to deliver the coup de grace.  The Chinese are going to prove a whole different, eh, ball game.
fraser  april  2001

YOU 2299        MOTHER MONICA DIES: REVERED HERO OF BANGKOK SLUMS OVERCAME LURID PAST WITH US PRESIDENT - 2050 headline

San Francisco
SUN APRIL 22    POET'S LEAGUE TEAM SLAM
Features teams from San Francisco, Berkeley, Oakland and San Jose. 
Hosted by Charles Ellik and Sonia Whittle.
Ft. Mason Golden Gate Room  8pm   $8.

YOU 2300        POPE PHIL II SETTLES CUSTODY BATTLE WITH EX-WIFE - 2050 headline

I'd like to thank you for nourishing my mind each week with your mailings which have helped me keep the faith for the last year or so.  I enjoyed the whole Warp Experience @ the Drome many times, as did many friends.
Keep on rocking in the free(ish) world!
Barney

YOU 2301        GREAT AND BENEVOLENT GALACTIC RULER REVEALS THAT ANAL PROBES WERE "JUST FOR FUN" - 2050 headline

US RAVE CRACKDOWN CONTINUES
Low-grade cultural civil war is raging quietly across across America as scenes like this one described by Paul of Ricochet Kitchen happen on a daily basis.

Minneapolis
RAVE WITCH-HUNT GATHERS MOMENTUM
PAINT II the 17th installment of the Art Party series, presented by Ricochet Kitchen has been canceled.  The presentation should have taken place at the partially enclosed, 28,000 square foot salvage yard, provided for free by Gopher Towing.  It  would’ve provided the audience with 300 gallons of paint, over 1,000 square feet of canvas, while being surrounded by presentations of local dance companies, musicians, visual artists, spoken word, and more.

Well, I'm sure the subject line hit you pretty hard so I'll go right in to the explanation.
                
When I applied for sound and food permits required for this public event, GRANT WILSON at licensing questioned me about this party being a RAVE. He said
anything with techno music, lasers, and rave-style promotion is a rave. He also expressed his fear of being fooled and told me about the times he'd been fooled. I defended my proposal with the facts:
                
The following things were in my proposal that I submitted to licensing
1  my documents from the Secretary of the state which showed we were
incorporated as a non-profit since 1998.
2  the fiscal agency contract from Intermedia Arts
3  a list of venues we have played: Wiesman, Loring Playhouse, O'Shaughnessy, First Ave, Loring Bar and Cafe, Nikki’s...
4  our mission statement & a detailed description of the show, with maps
5  also included was my security plan with name and phone number of the security company
6  my congratulatory letter from THE MAYORS OFFICE for a grant we received to do the show.
7  a list of all participants
8. a list of past sponsors comprises mostly of local businesses
                
Then at some point the FIRE MARSHAL took upon himself to call the
property manager at our venue to tell him there was a RAVE being planned for May 19th.  The property manager called the millionaire owner in Florida and told him we were planning a RAVE. The owner called our production manager and Gopher Towing, threatening to evict them.  He also stated that he'd make sure the Fire Marshall would find something wrong with the site. Obviously I don’t want anyone to get evicted, so we are dropping the issue.
                
At this point I called GRANT WILSON at licensing and we argued for about 15 minutes where he made such statements as:
"Why don’t you get a legitimate venue, and let them sniff out the show?"
My response was that we do legitimate venues all the time but that this particular show requires an outdoor space at which we can get messy.  If he'd read the proposal he'd have seen the list of past venues. I also made the point that we are no different than the Minneapolis Block Party, Uptown Art Fair or Lynn/ organizations.
                
He responded with: "Why don’t you get the support of the community                  businesses, police, fire, and city council": I pointed out that we do have the support of local businesses and that if he'd just looked at the proposal he'd have seen our list of previous sponsors.  Furthermore we've been endorsed by the MAYOR'S OFFICE with a grant from the NIEGHBORHOOD ARTS PROGRAM.  I also told him that I was getting in contact with Councilman PAUL OSTROW to support the show, and that it was up to licensing to show the proposal to the fire department and police department to get their support.
                
As you can see we've been bamboozled by the city departments of licensing and the Fire Marshall. They are not concerned with making objective conclusions based on the merits of a proposal, but they're on a witch-hunt for RAVE promoters.
                
After talking with GRANT WILSON I talked to councilman PAUL OSTROW who was very sympathetic and promised that in the future he'd give
Ricochet Kitchen proper treatment.  Although this won't make PAINT II happen, it will hopefully help us out in the future.
                
Although we're canceling the
PAINT II show, we're still looking for appropriate outdoor spaces and venues - whether it is in Minneapolis or Guam, the show will take place.
Paul WonSavage, Director of Ricochet Kitchen

YOU 2302        D.C. ZOO TO RECEIVE RARE COW - 2050 headline

In the UK we had some bad sh*t like that in the early 90's called the Criminal Justice Act (or Criminal Justice Bill).   Amongst it were some laws basically making it illegal for 20 people to be together in a crowd in a public place at the same time....... Its all a bit hazy
chiron77.freeserve.co.uk

YOU 2303        IT WASN'T THE CIGARETTES - IT WAS THE ASHTRAYS  - 2050 headline

New Mexico
MAY 30 - JUNE 2 “DRUG POLICIES FOR THE NEW MILLENNIUM” The Lindesmith Center/Drug Policy Foundation/2001 International Conference
·       Does ecstasy have therapeutic benefits? Has it caused ANY deaths?
·       Is Plan Colombia the new Vietnam?
·       Is the drug war modern day slavery?
·       In the future perfect state should an individual have the right to refuse hir monthly psychedelic?
Come to Albuquerque, New Mexico and find out!
Next month New Mexico will host the largest gathering of people who believe that the war on drugs is a war on people, and that this war must end - anti-war activists, thinkers, and our nation’s bravest religious and political leaders Programs include:
Medical marijuana  // Ecstasy and club drugs  // The emerging youth and student movement  //  Wasting taxpayer money  //  Racism and the drug war  //  Prison overcrowding and criminal justice - Republican and Democratic leaders speak out, including Governor Gary Johnson of New Mexico  //  Hallucinogens and religious freedom  //  Asset forfeiture reform  //  Cocaine and pregnancy  //  Preventing heroin overdose  //  Drug use and personal freedom  //  Media training, Web activism AND MORE!
This conference will teach you everything about drug policy reform, overviews of the hottest drug policy issues, and sophisticated debates and analysis.  It is organized by the recently merged Lindesmith Center-Drug Policy Foundation whose goals are to end the current war on drugs and begin a new approach based on common sense, science, public health and human rights.
Register now and become a part of the new antiwar movement.

YOU 2304

US RAVE CRACKDOWN THE FIGHTBACK CONTINUES
All across America, older ravers are beginning to take another look at the massives to see if they are even remotely as bad as the press is teling them they are.  And they're getting a big surprise!
ARE RAVES REVOLUTIONARY, TRANSFORMATIVE GATHERINGS FOR PEOPLE OF ALL AGES OR NOT?
An 'old' raver explores a huge 'commercial' massive
Years ago there was a vision in many of our minds that raves would be revolutionary, transformative gatherings for people of all ages.  But then the scene grew, the parties got bigger, some of the all-ages massives attracted the attention of the authorities, some unethical promoters put money before values, and the community was made to look like it was, in essence, corrupting the morals of minors.
At that point, though I sincerely believed that under-18s should have the chance to dance, I withdrew my support for all-ages parties. My motives were a bit selfish, I didn't want the whole scene to go down in flames, especially my part of it, for the sake of this idealistic notion that dancing is food for the soul and everyone should be invited.

Then, this last weekend, feeling removed from the youngest members of our community, I decided to see where their heads are at these days. I psyched myself into a positive vibe, put on my phat pants with blinking lights, loaded up with candy, and joined the thousands of kids at Skills Popsikle at the Civic Center.
And my experience has brought me around again to the belief that an all-ages massive can be a genuinely positive, tribal experience that really should be available to our youngest brothers and sisters.
I was truly amazed, given the size and diversity of the party, that the
overall vibe was consistently and energetically positive and caring. I have
not one negative thing to say about last night. In fact, there was more openness, love and respect here than I've experienced at some more selective, "old-school" parties. All those happy kids dancing together as one was a real inspiration.
"Only there for the drugs"?
People down on all this say: "They're only there for the drugs."  Well, I must have talked to nearly a hundred peeps, and most were intelligent, sensitive, open-minded, gentle kids with a real passion for dancing and music. Even more surprising, they were all fully aware of the non-quantifiable spiritual bond that has at best defined our scene.
There was, for example, a very young, very sweet girl who told me this was her first "rave," and it was also her birthday, and she asked to exchange candy bracelets. She was so serious. This was so important to her.
And it was important, very important, to all the kids I talked to. One young girl and I discussed the RAVE CRACKDOWN.  "They don't understand what this is really all about."  Yes, indeed, they don't!  Her high school music teacher had told her class that the stuff we dance to is not music. Ah, people get so anal retentive when they become adults.  Fixed in the past, afraid of anything new.  It amazes me there's any innovation with such a tunnel vision in our educational system.
"Candy, Glowstick Paraphernalia"?
Candy, glowsticks and the like, say what you will, there was a LOT of creativity on the dancefloor.  I don't often wear it, but I think candy's a
tribal symbol for many and it should be respected. Whenever I exchange
candy I take it home, label it, and put it in a safe place as a memory of
the people who shared a moment with me. Putting on a good show with
glowsticks is likewise an art, and I personally enjoy having someone share this visual imprecation of the music with me.
Drugs. I'll be frank. Skills last night looked like a temperance rally compared to some parties I've danced through. Things are relative, and I think we're all overly affected by the negative bullshit coming from the government and press.  We become defensive, when we should be celebrating some of the things we've achieved, one of which is that thousands of high school kids of different races and backgrounds can come together at a party like Skills and dance together in harmony. No fights. No conflict. Genuine love. I wish I'd had this opportunity when I was in high school. A place where other kids accepted you as you were, where the boys channeled the testosterone into dancing, not bullying, and where you could get a few hugs and kisses and dance your ass off without being viewed as some kind of freak.
"Raver Uniform."
As for the "raver uniform," there's much individuality.  Look around you.  Blue shirts, tan pants. Here at least there's vibrant color.  And everyone, especially the young, like to belong to a tribe. These accessories are not much different than the identifiers worn by primitive cultures. Not a bad thing.

Finally, there are very few communities these days to which I would entrust the minds and hearts of young people. But I still have enough faith left in our community of music and dance, love and peace, to say that they'll be much better people being raised by the best of us - and experiencing the rites
of passage in our world.
Apollo

YOU 2305        YOUNGER GENERATION'S MUSIC PROVOKES OUTRAGE OF ELDERS - 2050 headline

MAY 24-28       ANNUAL BILDERBERG PLANNING FOR WORLD FUTURE
Last year they changed venues at the last moment, so this could be a 'bum-steer', but usually reliable sources report that the Bilderberg Group's annual meeting this year is in Sweden.  It sounds plausible enough, however, given their interest (read 'role') in EU matters, that they'd meet in Gothenburg, just before the Summit.  They have a tendency to do this with G7/8 as well.  A larger than usual delegation the last two years also tends to support this.
The location is apparently QUALITY HOTEL STENUNGSBADEN - SWEDEN
50 KM NORTH OF GOTHENBURG 2001   (+ 46 303  726800)
http://www.stenungsbaden.se
Given the growing interest, it's possible that a bigger welcome committee
will turn out this year. Might make more sense than protesting outside the
WTO and such which, after all, "are merely obeying orders"?

YOU 2306        COURT CLEARS AOL-TIMEWARNER- GE-DISNEY-CISCO-FORD-RJR-NABISCO-EXXON-MOBIL OF MONOPOLY CHARGES  - 2050 headline

J       NEXT DEN OF ENLIGHTENMENT IS SATURDAY MAY 5TH
J       IMPERIAL GARDENS, 299 Camberwell New Road, London SE5.

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